Haha Zeppie, loved some of yours, especially Once On This Island...just saw Dessa Rose, put me in a Once On This Island mood.
Okay here's mine, not really trying to be funnyb ut still:
Christine: God give me courage to show you you are not alone.
::Christine and Phantom passionately kiss::
::Phantom cries::
Phantom: go! leave me alone!
Christine: No, I changed my mind, I do want to stay here with you!
Phantom/Raoul: WHAT?!
Christine: You were there for me in my darkest times, and you are a part of me. This is where I belong.
Raoul: But...you just said you loved me.
Christine: Well I did...but then I kissed him, and well, sorry hun, there's no comparison. Thanks for the ring!
::Raoul exits the opera house to find a hysterical Carlotta upset about Piangi's death. The two console each other, have sex, and end up together.::
THE END
"If there was a Mount Rushmore for Broadway scores, "West Side Story" would be front and center. It snaps, it crackles it pops! It surges with a roar, its energy and sheer life undiminished by the years" - NYPost reviewer Elisabeth Vincentelli
Scar: Simba, I am your father Simba: No, I don't believe you! Scar: It's true, your mother was a slut. I got my groove on. Why do you think your father hates me so? It's not because I broke some weird rule. It's because I had a bigger . . . Simba: Nooooooooo!!!
Deena: (sings) Believe me Effie, I never knew what Curtis was doing to you..I'm sorry, I'm sorry we had to meet like this, how many times, oh Effie, how many time I wanted to see you
Effie: Shut up bitch...(Effie pulls a gun and shoots her and Effie walks off humming STEPPIN TO THE BAD SIDE...)
Curtain
"When love comes so strong. There is no right or wrong. Your love is your life!" WEST SIDE STORY
I heard that a foreign production of Rent actually had Mimi not come back in the end. Did anyone else hear this? It was quite the scandal back in the day.
When she tells him that they were twins and she had to give one up. Instead of yelling "I coulda been 'im! I coulda been 'im" -- He shoots his mom instead and says "That's for splitting up up B**ch" and the brother walk off hand in hand,
Wicked: "We can never come back to OZ can we?" "Sure! Let's just go knock off that annoying twit Glinda and then we can run the place!"
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
Jimmy: Will you marry me, as poor as I am? Millie: No, Im marrying my boss. Jimmy: Screw you bitch, Im worth 100 million dollars! Millie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Curtain
Company Robert: Amy, Will you marry me? (sings marry me a little) Amy: Sure why not. Paul: What the hell?
Curtain (meaning the show has no point and found some sort of plot for the songs)
I don't know how to od it but what would happen if Todd didnt really kill his wife?
<------ Me and my friends with patti Lupone at my friends afterparty for her concert with audra mcdonald during the summer of 2007.
"I am sorry but it is an unjust world and virtue is only triumphant in theatricle performances" The Mikado
Nessarose moves about a 3 feet away from where she is standing when Dorothy arrives. -------------------------- And my personal favorite: Little Women:
Laurie: Jo. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you! Marry Me!
Jo: Really? F**K YEAH! Of course! (You know how many times I wish that had happened...)
what if mimi died at the end of rent and we actually learned that there's really no day but today... oh wait, that would be the original la boheme and it would be the way rent should end... i always get pissed off that she lives... i like to cut off my cd before the finale b.