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911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!

911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!

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#1911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 11:21am

Fla. man dials 911, complains his sub had no sauce

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.

Peterson initially called the emergency number Thursday so that officers could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. The second call was to complain that police officers weren't arriving fast enough.


Reginald likes his subs spicy Updated On: 8/5/08 at 11:21 AM

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shameless
#2re: 911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 11:39am

Oh, Jacksonville, that explains it. That's like the South Georgia. re: 911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!


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#3re: 911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:33pm

What is this? People do or want stupid things to get the police to come day?

Somebody in the apartments above where I work, broke the alarm system for the building by pulling one of the alarm boxes off the wall up there. Yes, the police did come and so did the fire department.


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#4re: 911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 12:43pm

My brother-in-law was a fire captain in Houston, and he had some doozies that he had to respond to. One lady called them in for a medical emergency, and it turned out, after they arrived, that she wanted them to go down to Walgreens and pick up her prescription for her.

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#5re: 911, I have an emergency...A SPICY emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 1:04pm

Why didn't this guy take the usual route and just sue Subway for not putting the sauce on his sandwich?

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#6911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 1:21pm

c'mon, folks, i think we're all ****footing around the real subject:

this man called 911 twice to get the police because he needed some "sauce" for his "sandwich"?


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#7911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 1:25pm

oh, a six inch.

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#8911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 4:15pm

BWAAAHHHAAAAA!


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#9911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 4:54pm

The Smoking Gun has AUDIO of the 911 call(s)!!!!
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morosco
#10911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 5:07pm

This reminds me of the woman at a Burger King who called 911 because they couldn't make her Western Burger right.
Here's the audio

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#11911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 6:48pm

Was he ordering the crack footlong? Cuz that really does suck without the right sauce.

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#12911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/5/08 at 7:15pm

THANK YOU MOROSCO! I knew this reminded me of soemthing but couldn't remember what it was. I guess those Burger King commercials that show the people flipping out cause they can't get a Whopper are for real.

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JohnBoy2
#13911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/6/08 at 12:20am

Anyone still wondering why Florida has so many voting issues?

tommyboy
#14911, i have an emergency...a spicy emergency!
Posted: 8/6/08 at 9:46am

All right you guys -- and your in-your-end-do, I am heading for the baths right now. On 2nd thought, I will want until noon, the crowd is much better at lunch time.


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