A Maroon Coloured Bag of Agony

[morosco]

Posted: 6/8/13 at 6:02pm

Amazon reviews can be hilarious.

5.0 out of 5 stars
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, May 11, 2012
By Randy Amarus
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Health and Beauty)

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.

Customer Review

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/8/13 at 7:11pm

I thought this was going to be another Jim Colyer song...

[Unknown User]

Posted: 6/8/13 at 7:25pm

I had a girl who loved me
Loved me hard n long
But she wouldn't dive
No matter what I tried
She said the hair tickled her nose.

So I got some Veet and swabbed my balls
and waited a few to see
instead of my gleaming smooth sack full of spunk
a maroon colored bag of agony.

I should have read the instructions
that much seems clear to me now
but in my rush to please that vixen
I veet-ed where I should have shaved.
Now she wants nothing to do with my junk at all
and I probably feel the same way
It hurts worse than an Obama inaugural
this maroon colored bag of agony.

Updated On: 6/8/13 at 07:25 PM

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/8/13 at 7:30pm

This guy had a hairy knob? Don't think I have ever seen one of those wearing a fur coat.

[John Adams]

Posted: 6/8/13 at 7:37pm

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