Accepting Condolence Cards
Accepting Condolence Cards
#0Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 8:30amI am in mourning! Sob, sniffle, sob, sob. Mirna and Charla (or as I like to call them Smirnoff and Charmin) were eliminated from The Amazing Race last night. Even Phil was crying when Charla was giving her final remarks. Or was he crying because Mirna had felt him up once again? They cracked me up! The best comedy team since Abbott and Costello. They will be missed. Updated On: 8/18/04 at 08:30 AM
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#1re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:08am
Now I'm sad again because I blocked last nights horrible ending out of my mind.
I hope that Colin & Christie are attacked on the streets of Baghdad and never make it to the finish line. I HATE them!
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#3re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:19amPraise the Lord. You're a bitch.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#5re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:23amNo badmouthing anyone who loves Mirna and Smirna as much as I did, Rath! Sutton Foster, Katherine Hepburn and Winona Ryder will come and go, but for me there will always, only, be just one, Little Woman.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#6re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:26am
"Praise the Lord and call me a bitch!"
I was only doing his bidding, Matt...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Albin
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
#7re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:26am
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
next time put "spoiler alert" in your subject!!! I didn't see the show yet because I was watching the Olympics!!!!!! 
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I don't know who I am going to root for now...
#8re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:29amI'm very sorry Albin. But, hey, TAR trumps the Olympics. Get your priorities straight.
HotTicket
Stand-by Joined: 10/25/03
#9re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:30amMirna and Charla were my favorites. Boo HOo. What was the yellow mushy stuff they had to eat? I didn't hear what it was and they were gagging. Damn baseball preempts Big Brother in NY and that is SO exasperating.
#10re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:31amScrambled ostrich egg. It was nasty, if undercooked.
#11re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:36amAt least they weren't alive and crawling around on the plate.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#12re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 10:39amThat poor little woman had to eat all that caviar and all them eggs. Did you see when Colin almost started to puke. HAHA! I hoped he'd shoot it all over Christie. Than she's stink worse than her attitude.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
#13re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 12:49pmCharla should've broken Christie's kneecap for blocking the door to the airport.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#14re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 12:57pmOr at least have bitten it. No I did not!!!
Matt_G
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/1/04
#15re: Accepting Condolence Cards
Posted: 8/18/04 at 1:16pmI thought the same thing. She should have just latched onto her leg and started gnawing.
"Noah, someday we'll talk again. But there's things we'll never say. That sorrow deep inside you. It inside me, too. And it never go away. You be okay. You'll learn how to lose things..."
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