Ah - Semantics!
Ah - Semantics!
#0Ah - Semantics!
Posted: 1/30/06 at 12:15pm
> >> A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
> >> "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
> >> The father thought for moment, then answered,
> >>
> >> "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
> >> dollars."
> >> "Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
> >> dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
> >> million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
> >>
> >> So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
> >> for a million dollars?"
> >>
> >> The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money
to
> >> fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
> >>
> >> The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
> >> Pitt for a million dollars?"
> >>
> >> The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in
> >> a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?! "
> >>
> >> The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
> > Pitt for a million dollars?"
> >>
> >> "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks
> >> would buy?"
> >>
> >> The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
> > His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially
> >> and realistically?"
> >>
> >> The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on Three
> >> Million Dollars..............
> >> but Realistically......... we're living with two sluts and a queer. "
> >>
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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#1re: Ah - Semantics!
Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:10pmVery funny! However, being Jewish I am very much against antisemantic jokes.
#2re: Ah - Semantics!
Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:52pm
hahahaha Yenta
and the joke is amusing, I love semantics.
--Like an odd exotic creature on display inside a zoo, hearing children asking questions makes me ask some questions too...--
#3re: Ah - Semantics!
Posted: 1/30/06 at 1:55pmhehehe, I love that!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
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#5re: Ah - Semantics!
Posted: 1/30/06 at 2:44pmGreat joke!!!
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