Ashcroft Skewered By Anonymous Hero!
Ashcroft Skewered By Anonymous Hero!
Borstalboy
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#1Ashcroft Skewered By Anonymous Hero!
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:33pm
From Nerve.com:
Do you hate the Bush Administration? Do you enjoy watching war criminals squirm?
Then you'll really love the New Anonymous Hero, who went toe-to-toe with Walking Evil...
Elsinora: ..."the victim was bound or otherwise secured in a prone position; and water was forced through his mouth and nostrils into his lungs and stomach." One man, Yukio Asano, was sentenced to fifteen years hard labor by the allies for waterboarding American troops to obtain information. Since Yukio Asano was trying to get information to help defend his country--exactly what you, Mr. Ashcroft, say is acceptible for Americans to do--do you believe that his sentence was unjust? (boisterous applause and shouts of "Good question!")
ASHCROFT: (angrily) Now, listen here. You're comparing apples and oranges, apples and oranges. We don't do anything like what you described.
Elsinora: I'm sorry, I was under the impression that we still use the method of putting a cloth over someone's face and pouring water down their throat...
ASHCROFT: (interrupting, red-faced, shouting) Pouring! Pouring! Did you hear what she said? "Putting a cloth over someone's face and pouring water on them." That's not what you said before! Read that again, what you said before!
ME: Sir, other reports of the time say...
ASHCROFT: (shouting) Read what you said before! (cries of "Answer her f**king question!" from the audience) Read it!
Ashcroft never did answer her question, preferring to storm out of the building. Not only this, but he avoided answering almost all the questions (as good Republicans are trained to do-- simply avoid debate and attack on trivial issues, such as the exact dates events occured, which have nothing to do with whether or not the US Government has authorized torture)...
For more on Daily Kossack Elsinora, a 21-year-old college student and our New Hero, check out her story and photos. You can also e-mail her your marriage proposals, congratulations, and whatnot.
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"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#2re: Ashcroft Skewered By Anonymous Hero!
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:34pm
And here's her story in her words
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#2american hero slandered by commie whore
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:37pmeh, in a just society, she'd have been snatched on the spot and waterboarded until she voted republican.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3american hero slandered by commie whore
Posted: 4/25/08 at 3:44pmMmm. Banality of evil, indeed.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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