Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
#1Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/2/09 at 7:47pm
Answer the previous poster's question with something stupid/snarky/sarcastic, then pose your own equally stupid question. I'll start:
Q. Hey, you're famous, can I have your autograph?
xbri0432x
Understudy Joined: 12/13/08
#2re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/3/09 at 1:16am
A: no you cannot. my hands stop working after being awake for 3 hours.
Q: Are you that Elvis Presley kid?
#2re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/3/09 at 1:47am
A. No, I'm his mama.
Q. Do you fart?
Vita, dulcedo, et spes nostra
Salve, Salve Regina
Ad te clamamus exsules filii Eva
Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#3re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 10:44am
A: Nope, I just hold it in until my intestines explode.
Q: Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
#4re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 10:53am
A: If they can find someone skinny who will let them.
Q: Why do we say something is out of whack?
What is a whack?
#5re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:20pm
A. Come closer and I'll show you.
Q. What's for dinner?
#6re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:27pm
A. Donkey!
Q. What are *you* looking at?
#7re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:37pm
A: Not much!
Q: Can I get your number?
#8re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:40pm
A. Sure, I'll give you a 2 out of 10.
Q. Does this look infected to you?
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#9re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:43pm
A: No the puss makes it glisten in the moonlight!!
Q: Do these pants make my ass look fat?
#10re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:46pm
A. No, Daniel Breaker's in excellent physical condition.
Q. How are you today?
#11re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 4:58pm
A. Rainbows and bunny-butterfly hybrids
Q. What's your favorite Gypsy Broadway production?
#12re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 5:01pm
A. Nathan Lane as Dainty June, Matthew Broderick as Louise, and starring Zac Efron as Mama Rose.
Q. Are you talking to me?
broadwayboy1
Leading Actor Joined: 1/1/09
#13re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 5:08pm
A. No I'm talking to your mom.
Q. What is Broadway?
#14re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 5:08pm
A. It's a song that Nathan Lane sings as Dainty June.
Q. So, why DOES the caged bird sing?
#15re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 5:22pm
Q. The druggie got kicked out of Major Leagur Baseball and has nothing better to do.
A. Which one's Tim Burton and which one's Johnny Depp?
#16re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 5:45pm
A. Tim Burton's the one with the beard, Johnny Depp's the one with scissorhands.
Q. What's the date today?
One Song Glory
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/12/05
#17re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 6:39pm
A: Your mom
Q: Why is the sky blue?
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#18re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 10:10pm
A: Somebody threw some water colors up there and it stuck.
Q: Where's China?
Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#19re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 10:17pm
A; Head to Japan, then take a left
Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg
#20re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/4/09 at 11:18pm
A. Neither, the rooster.
Q. Why is everything so hard?
#21re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/5/09 at 1:19am
A. I'm turned on.
Q. Wanna hang out next Monday?
#22re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/5/09 at 6:02pm
A. This weeks Monday or next weeks Monday? But it's Monday today so if we were to do something today you'd have to hurry because you don't live in Austin with me. Well I don't know for sure but there are so many cities in the world the odds are against that but if you meant NEXT weeks monday we could do that if you want. But wait. I don't want to hang out with you. Forget everything above and to the left of this sentence...
Q. Did you really read everything I just wrote?
Updated On: 1/5/09 at 06:02 PM
killertofu333
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/08
#23re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/8/09 at 1:34am
A: Nope I passed out half way through
Q: How many fingers am I holding up?
eatlasagna
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/6/04
#24re: Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer Game
Posted: 1/8/09 at 2:41am
A: One finger too many.
Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?
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