Calling out sick
Calling out sick
iflitifloat
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
#0Calling out sick
Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:51pm
I've never used this one...yet....
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
"What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
Zola Q. LaPlaya
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/25/04
#1re: Calling out sick
Posted: 8/6/04 at 10:53pmYou are sick.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#3re: Calling out sick
Posted: 8/7/04 at 1:23amI'm using that one on Monday. Thx Iflitifloat.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
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