Chuckle - Maybe

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 11:28am

What do scientists eat for a snack ?

Issac Newtons

[greeneyed_one]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 1:36pm

...I don't get it...

[Zyla]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 1:44pm

Greeneyed - Isaac Newton was a scientist and mathematician. A Fig Newton is a type of cookie.

*headdesk* That joke is definitely in the "so-bad-it's-good" category.

[guitargeek0624]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 2:39pm

My mom loves Fig Newtons. She'll like this.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 2:46pm

We aim to please

Here is another bad one

What is Smokey The Bears Middle Name ?

The

[greeneyed_one]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 2:58pm

I got the joke but it seemed to me that it should have been...

"What do scientists eat for a snack ?
FIG Newtons"

Becuase then you have the Newton part and the cookie part...I don't know

[AbbaRabbit]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:05pm

those are great. the second one reminds me of a conversation i had with musical_nerd yesturday

[ihearttheatre]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:06pm

How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?









None. They're not qualified to do so, but they can give you a pamphlet on dealing with darkness.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:24pm

How many Unitarians does it take to change a lightbulb?







We choose not to make a statement either in favour of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey, you have found that light bulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb. Present it next month at our annual Light Bulb Sunday Service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

[Zyla]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 3:32pm

Heh. My family used to go to a Unitarian church; that last joke is an accurate description.

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 4:01pm

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ?

Here come the elephants

[Dollypop]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 4:55pm

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb?








Six: One to actually change the bulb and five others to stand around saying "Fabulous!"

[The Grovers Corners Yenta2]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 5:28pm

How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None. " So I'll sit here alone in the dark!."

[aspiringactress]

Posted: 4/2/06 at 6:08pm

My nine year old brother walks around telling this one.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?








Fish.

His friends don't quite get it. Neither do his teachers.