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Corine2
#0Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 12:16pm

I smelled Cumming. I kid you not.
It smells sexy. Cumming all over
PS: This is about Alan Cumming's new cologne. Updated On: 8/31/05 at 12:16 PM

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#1re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 12:25pm

You're a little behind.

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CATSNYrevival
#2re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 1:00pm

mmmm... I love me some cumming. I'll never forget the look on the sales girl's face when I walked up and asked her if she had cumming the fragrance... her eyes bulged out of her head... it was hysterical...

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RobbO
#3re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 1:19pm

i think i just dropped my tossed salad.


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KMF_NYC
#4re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 1:23pm

Robbo's tossing salad...hmmm


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Phantomerik15
#5re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 1:35pm

Ahem....Ok, i have no idea why Alan wanted his cologne named "cumming"....LOL....ahem.....


Back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky. With the white road smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high! Blood-red were the spurs i' the golden noon; wine-red was his velvet coat, when they shot him down on the highway, down like a dog on the highway, and he lay in his blood on the highway, with the bunch of lace at his throat... (The Highwayman. Sung by: Loreena McKennitt)

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Corine2
#6re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 1:45pm

re: Cumming all over I think the idea is brilliant and hilarious!!!!

Updated On: 8/31/05 at 01:45 PM

Dollypop
#7re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 4:12pm

Alan was going to call his fragrance "Idina Menzel" but was quickly talked out of it.


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

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CATSNYrevival
#8re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:31pm

I'm still waiting for his toothpaste "cumming in the mouth" ... (his joke, not mine...) and "cumming all over" was the body wash, not the fragrence... re: Cumming all over

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mominator
#9re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:35pm

Oh heavens this is funny. Reminds me of a quaint bakery that had a wonderful cupcake named "Chocolate Orgasam"


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CATSNYrevival
#10re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:37pm

if you go to the website it lists "cumming all over", "cumming clean" and "cumming off buff" as coming soon... shoulda been cumming soon... that woulda been funny...

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cturtle
#11re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:51pm

well, at least they didn't name it cum.


RIP glebby <3

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CATSNYrevival
#12re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:53pm

well, that wouldn't have worked because it really doesn't smell like cum...

Dollypop
#13re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:29pm

There was a Greek restaurant in Bayside, Queens that kept a sign in the window which read: SPECIAL LESBIAN SAUCE. There were lots of double takes there!


"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

FindingNamo
#14re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:30pm

I hear Rath used to make that before the dry season came.


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MasterLcZ
#15re: Cumming all over
Posted: 8/31/05 at 8:12pm

Mmmm...the tangy yet musky smell of Scots foreskin....


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