Donald is having a baby!
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Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:27pmis he having a c-$ection?
#2re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:28pmWell his hair isn't real, but that story is still ick.
SorryGrateful
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#3re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:32pmUm. Ew? Sure, I knew that they were having sex and all, but do we really need a news item flinging it in our faces that Donald Trump is indeed both sexual and potent?
#4re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:36pmOh, don't you remember his recent declaration? "If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong woman."
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#5re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:36pmHopefully he'll have a C-section, cause I don't think he has a vagina.
#6re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:42pm
ROFL, Beav......
I agree sorry......a potent Donald scares me
#7re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 5:43pmOh dear lord he has spawned again?
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#9re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:09pm
Imagine his baby coming out with his head of hair - The devils spawn
Just kidding . I wish him & Melania all the best. There is a kid who has it made before he sets one foot on this earth
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#10re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:12pm
And I'm sure it's going to be a painful childhood, and teen years. You know Donalds going to treat him like he's a contestant on his show.
Or maybe I'm wrong. I've just seen too many people hardened by the fact they didn't have a life until they were 25. (meaning Mom and Dad controlled everything they did until college graduation)
Cruel_Sandwich
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/30/05
#11re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:14pm
At first I thought you meant Rumsfeld.
That put the image of Ol' Rummy trying to push a large humanoid out of an opening in his nether regions in my mind.
Specifics are a cool thing to use.
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#12re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:21pmOkay. I was first going to be The Donald, and then I was gonna use Trump did a Hump, but thought that might be too racey. So I decided to go with just "Donald".
MojaniD
Stand-by Joined: 5/19/05
#13re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:30pmActually, when have you seen or heard Donald's kid in the press? You can't accuse them of suffering from the "Paris Hilton" syndrome.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/05
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#16re: Donald is having a baby!
Posted: 9/27/05 at 6:38pmI'm not a big fan of Trump, but you have to admit his three adult children have turned out quite well.
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