Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Friday Afternoon Chuckle
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#0Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 3:21pm
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids and score some points with parents. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name. "Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4. Why are we so worried about gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.
1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
4. Why are we so worried about gay-marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?
5. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And ,,,,
6. What happened to Stanley?"
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#1re: Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 3:29pm
I was just about to post that. lol. And I'm glad we got a chuckle... we didn't have one this morning! *gasp!* 
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Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
#2re: Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 3:32pmVery funny!
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For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
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#3re: Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 3:37pm
That...was awesome.
I officially love you.
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JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#4re: Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 4:03pm
"That...was awesome.
I officially love you."
I feel all warm an fuzzy now!
"Just a Guy. Your feelings are touching. I am gladdened by the thought that you will one day wind up 6 feet under as we all do." - MrRoxy ------
"I do not suggest you walk out the door onto a New York street with your vulnerable child part exposed and not protected..." - Jason Bennett
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#6re: Friday Afternoon Chuckle
Posted: 6/23/06 at 4:26pmThat made me happy. Ha Ha!Good Morning Guy.
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