GOD! FRIGGIN! EARWIGS!
GOD! FRIGGIN! EARWIGS!
#0GOD! FRIGGIN! EARWIGS!
Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:31pm
THEY DON'T DIE! I mean, it's bad enough I had to muster the courage to TRY and kill it but I've been putting a 2-lb pile of paper over it, pummeling it to the ground, and yet it still just manages to crawl up from under the papers, unscathed? Hsojdlfmwehuon3kmt';we,.
I.HATE.BUGS.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:33pmI tried attacking one with hairspray (NOT the musical!) the other night and all it did was get angrier and faster!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:38pmThe idea of attacking someone with Hairspray: The Musical gave me a giggling fit.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:38pm
I just wanted to make it clear! 
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:42pmEeeww! I hate earwigs! Speaking of bugs I killed my first New York roach last night. It was two inches long. *shudders*
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:42pmWell, I think I killed it...It hasn't come up from this attack this time. JEEBUS, that took long enough. I've never even TRIED killing a cockroach because they are just too big. God, I hate LOOKING at bugs. I hate the way they move..
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:44pmSpread some duct tape sticky-side up around where they/it are/is, wait for it to get stuck, then throw it away or flush it down the toilet or throw it in the fireplace or something.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:45pm
AAHhhhh eww...That freaks me out, see? I hate...watching their little legs squirm.
I have the hardest time killing bugs. Flies, gnats, EARWIGS, such. For two reasons: I can't get the courage to kill another living thing, and I can't get close enough to kill them. I just REALLY hate how bugs look. Dead, alive, in general. Even butterflies. Ew. I just run away as fast as I can, but that doesn't really help...Flies and bees can fly suprisingly quickly.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:47pmAigoo, I just had the funniest vision of you running from a butterfly all crazy-like. I can't breathe!
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:49pm
::cries::
It's true! I'm afraid of butterflies!
Moreso their eyes. Their wings are pretty. 
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:50pmi hate earwigs too! They used to be always in my basement and I would trap them in a cup. hehe.
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Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 10:51pmTo get rid of the bugs, all you have to do is invite Tom Cruise over. He'll scare them to death.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:02pmhttp://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b375/jalexis/Butterfly.bmp
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:11pmI CAN'T BREATHE
"The stage is where I live and come alive and act out all the things that go on in my life. It's not just what I do for a living, it's my shrink and my love affair. No one in my life has ever or ever will kiss me on the mouth like this lover called my relationship with my performance."
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:15pm
I could've done a better job if I scanned it in, edited the colors and such...but I don't feel like it.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:20pmAigoo you are not alone, my sister is terrified of butterflies. We found this out when we took her to the Butterfly House at Callaway Gardens.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:25pm
i have one inside my ear that is bleading right now 
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:27pmIt's not just butterflies though! It's...BUGS! I hate ladybugs, too. And I don't understand. I used to LOVE bugs, spiders, EVERYTHING. My cousin used to have a tarantula that I used to play with almost everyday! I used to play with daddy long-legs spiders and let ants crawl all over my hands, used to smush gnats, flies, mosquitoes with my hands. Hell, I used to kill bees on command. Now I just run around in circles screaming my head off.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:36pmOK, I have to ask. Other than being a bug, what is an earwig?? I mean, what do they look like? I have no idea...
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:36pm
yoda, that post about the roach literally made me shudder.
we just killed a huge spider. i hate spiders. but i also hate killing them... usually i try to let it go outside.
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"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:40pm
::shudders::
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#22re: GOD! FRIGGIN! EARWIGS!
Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:41pmOh, ok. So these bugs are just something one would eat on Fear Factor.
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:42pm
Less is more
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
Ugly is beautiful
"My brother plays a drag queen... and I'm surprised he looks as good as he does in drag." - Adam Rapp
"thanks, abba. now i'll forever have an image of you as a tattoed hardcore straightedge grrl savaging people in the mosh pit." - papalovesmambo
"Yeah Abba. All the filthy crap you spew out there on those boards. I for one, am equally shocked. :-P" - AnnaK
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Posted: 6/25/05 at 11:42pmlast year it was crickets, this year the valley is suffering from a blight of pillbugs......now and then I find an earwig in the bathroom.....hate those suckers
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