Joined: 12/31/69
i have a crush on a former coworker...
BroomstickBoy: You played truth or dare at work? Where is this?
Sm2, I worked at Six Flags.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/15/03
Constantly. However they are always large African-American women who call me "Sugar".
I only hit on them if they are under the age of 35, looking for a sugar daddy and will have sex with me.
Then, SoMMS, you and I will make a perfect pair: I'm 26, could use some money, and I have a penchant for older men.
So you don't mind plastic surgery scars?
Updated On: 8/30/06 at 09:42 AM
There you go, SOMMS...a willing applicant for your next ex...
Well Pip, the day you got snatched up was the darkest day of my life. But, you know my favorite saying, "NEXT!"
Aww...thanks for making my day, my friend!
I, of course, don't EVER hit on my co-workers since I'm in a committed relationship...but, if I wasn't, the new marketing intern would be seeing some Pip charm right now...
Do I mind plastic surgery scars? On me? Do you plan to change my appearance?
The day I turned thirty five I had a complete body lift so as to keep myself in the running with the young hot boi's I had another tune up last year -- I now look like Joan Rivers.
A body lift? Never heard of such a thing. I could get past the Joan Rivers resemblance as long as you keep me well.
I don't want to talk about my own case, but has anyone ever done that?
What? You don't want to talk about your own "case"? Is this going to court? Are you being sued?
Sure, you don't want to talk about your case, but expect everyone else to talk about their's?
shallow! the lot of you!
There's an old saying I used to live by, when I was single and playing around...
"Never sh*t where you eat."
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