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I hate that strong, empowered but misguided woman Maureen Dowd

I hate that strong, empowered but misguided woman Maureen Dowd

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#1I hate that strong, empowered but misguided woman Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 6:17pm

I think I miss the good old days when you couldn't read her column online unless you forked over $20. Now I see the title "May We Mock, Barack?" and think,'Hmmmm wonder what THAT'S about?" and end up revolted and appalled.

She had lots of repulsive columns on Clinton, too- and now she's decided she doesn't like Obama much either. Today's kerfluffle in a teacup? The Media! They don't make fun of Obama! It's reverse racism! It would have been stupid reporting in a week when the New Yorker didn't crucify him on the cover, but this week, it's particularly goofy- Hey Maureen, YOU ARE THE MEDIA! You're mad no one picks on Barack? What am I supposed to do about it- you're the one with the nationally read column!

She does repeat one funny joke. I'll post it so you don't have to wade through the 10 column inches of pooh:

“A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a farmhouse, and much to his surprise, Barack Obama answers the door. The salesman says, ‘I was expecting the farmer’s daughter.’ Barack Obama replies, ‘She’s not here. The farm was foreclosed on because of subprime loans that are making a mockery of the American dream.’ ”




Maureen Dowd's column Updated On: 7/17/08 at 06:17 PM

Gothampc
#2re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 6:23pm

Actually Maureen is on to something. People tiptoe around Obama because he's black and they don't want to "offend".

When he first came on to the scene, someone made fun of his big ears. They were scolded for that.

Saturday Night Live has mocked his stuttering way of saying "uhhm" in speeches. They were scolded for that.

His wife's off limits. His children are off limits.

There is no humor in the man and nobody is able to create a bit of fun surrounding him.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 7/16/08 at 06:23 PM

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PalJoey
#2re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 6:52pm

Why ARE Obama supporters so humorless?

It must be related to their misogyny.


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tazber
#3re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:37pm

Oooh! Good one PJ!

joe, throw the bitch in the tank!


....but the world goes 'round

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#4re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:40pm

Did you hate her when it was just Clinton that was a bee in her bonnet?

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#5re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:48pm

PS - Who scolded SNL for the ums?

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Auggie27
#6re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:50pm

She's a columnist. She writes. She has to have a point of view. A lead. A way in. You know, something to write about. Yet everyone is so stunned when she's perceived to be "against" someone. She was hired to write with a certain heightened, take. Bottom line: She has two columns a week to fill. She takes on just about everyone (so does Gail Collins, by the way, but she's a very different flavor).


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madbrian
#7re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 7:58pm

Obama made fun of his ears, so they should be fair game for others. At Mt Rushmore, when asked by a reporter if his likeness would ever be up there, he responded that there wasn't enough stone up there for his ears.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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PalJoey
#8re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 8:05pm

I think they should talk more about his size 11 1/2's.

(N.B. I have pointed out before that Cheyenne Jackson wears 12 1/2's.)


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madbrian
#9re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 8:10pm

And I wear 12s.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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PalJoey
#10re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 8:11pm

You're the man in the middle.


Phyllis Rogers Stone
#11re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 8:12pm

I have tiny feet

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madbrian
#12re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/16/08 at 8:12pm

I believe that 'position' should be given to one who would truly appreciate it.


"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

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#13re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 10:58am

It's just part of how the media decides what the story is, then writes it. Obama is humorless. He's an elitist. He's a policy wonk- none of that being true stands in the way of the story. Or, in this case, non-story.

She gets two columns a week to fill- and this is what she writes about? We all know the media is totally and utterly dominated by the right wing> Maureen Dowd is one of the few moderate to liberal voices who gets a national platform and she spends her time complaining people don't crack jokes about Obama?

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Calvin
#14re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:07am

Obama and I have the same shoe size! (although I can also wear 11s or even 10 1/12s. We're twins!

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Weez
#15re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:09am

Speaking of misogyny, is there actually any relevant reason for the word "skank" to be used here?


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PalJoey
#16re: I hate that skank Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:30am

Maureen is not liberal or conservative. She's a contrarian.

When Clinton was in office, she was against him--and Hillary.

While Bush has been in office, she was against him.

When Obama is in the lead, she's against him.

Don't EVER expect Maureen to be on YOUR side, unless your side is losing.


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#17re: I hate that strong, empowered but misguided woman Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:32am

Because when I was starting the thread, the one at the top of the board was "The Skank Tank" and it made me giggle. I'll make amends.

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Borstalboy
#18re: I hate that strong, empowered but misguided woman Maureen Dowd
Posted: 7/17/08 at 11:36am

Ugh. PC bullsh*t strikes again.


And Maureen is only the slightest whiff above Camille Paglia in terms of intellectual capacity. She's an idiot.


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papalovesmambo
#19i wanna teabag that skank mo dowd while she does herself with a coke bottle
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:08pm

yeah, seriously that word skank even offends me.

i think it's an accomplishment that i typed that with straight face (i know, i know, what other kind of face can a hetero have, right?).


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PalJoey
#20i wanna teabag that skank mo dowd while she does herself with a coke bottle
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:19pm

Papa. if I recall correctly, you were deeply offended when I called the Bush twins skanks.

And they ARE skanky!


Phyllis Rogers Stone
#21i wanna teabag that skank mo dowd while she does herself with a coke bottle
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:21pm

I didn't see what was so incenidary about the column.

It's similar (and dryer) to what Jon Stewart has said on The Daily Show. Is he a skanky empowered woman, too?

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#22i wanna teabag that skank mo dowd while she does herself with a coke bottle
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:21pm

You called them skanks???

My my my, now the misogyny is on the other foot as it were. REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
Updated On: 7/17/08 at 12:21 PM

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javero
#23whuup dat skank!
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:23pm

"Ugh. PC bullsh*t strikes again."

ditto


#FactsMatter...your feelings not so much.

Phyllis Rogers Stone
#24i wanna teabag that skank mo dowd while she does herself with a coke bottle
Posted: 7/17/08 at 12:24pm

Well, I can see how wild, partying, drunk teens might seem a little more skanky than a middle aged columnist, but whatever.

If Barak isn't humorless why was the stupid New Yorker cover such a big deal?


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