OK, that's hilarious. I'm sending that to my sister, who actually has two "hores".
Oh my. This is like the best thing ever, especially since my sister used to spell that way, too.
Jaystarr, if anyone but you posted this subject line, I probably wouldn't have clicked on it!
Oh, I always had a feeling hores coud put thir legs strait up.
I know! That's the best part of the whole thing!
My boyfriend said they must be a Republican family!
I feel like there's a good Equus joke in here somewhere and I'm too tired to find it.
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Oh man, that's great! Just what I needed at 2:45 with class at 8... I can't sleep, but that could have made the insomnia worth it!
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I'm sorry, but that's supposed to be THIRD GRADE level writing?!?!?
I'm glad I went to a private school.
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Wait... third grade? My class wrote reports on the Holocaust in third grade.
In third grade, we held classroom debates on the Iran hostage situation and capital punishment. And it was a public school.
Ha, I was public school, but I live in a really good county.
Then again, my sister wrote like the kid who did that horse essay for YEARS, but she's a great writer now.
Maybe I'm just in a cynical mood, but I would be willing to bet money that it is a fake.
I guess I'm in a cynical mood, as well. We were writing about Greek Mythology in 3rd grade, and that was the 1950s! I don't believe that's any 3rd grader's report.
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C'mon people why ya gotta ruin the fun? Let the hores make you feel good.
The question is, did he mean to write "horses", or "whores"?
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Which love carrots and can put their legs straight up?
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