I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Joined: 12/31/69
#1I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:33pm
The New York Times asked various pointy-headed East-Coast elite types to come up with questions to ask the VP candidates tonight. This was a question suggested by Craig Fuller, Vice President Bush's chief of staff. Try to imagine how Palin could possibly respond to a question like this:
"It is 9 a.m., and the president is traveling abroad. A terrorist attack on the United States occurs. You have 10 minutes to prepare to move to the now famous bunker at the White House to deal with the incident. Whom will you take with you into the bunker? And, once there, what do you do in the first hour?"
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StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#2re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:47pm
I like Andrew Sullivan's question for Palin!
And I do wonder how Palin will answer the bunker one.
KFTC!!!!!
#2re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:51pm
Probably bring her Bible and pray. No brainer, really.
I suggest she should take in a book about historic Supreme Court rulings. Since apparently the only one she knows about is Roe v. Wade.
Even though, as Keith Olbermann pointed out last night, Exxon Shipping Co. v. Baker has a lot to do with ENERGY in ALASKA. Not that it's important for her to know anything about that, of course. Not when Putin is invading her air space.
PS Sarah--You even commented on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-26MOxH34
And yet you couldn't think of ANY Supreme Court decision you disagree with besides Roe v. Wade? Shameful.
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"Shut up! It's been 29 years!!!" --the incomparable Patti LuPone in her MUCH DESERVED Tony acceptance speech for Gypsy.
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#3re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:56pm
I bet she follows Quayle's example:
"First, I'd pray."
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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#4re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 2:57pmShe wouldn't be the only one....
#5re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:34pm
She'd take Dr. Strangelove and they'd make sweet love for the next hour to preserve the human race.
We know she's fertile!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#6re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 3:52pm
Ewwwww!!!! LOL!
And seriously I don't want her in that damn bunker praying with her bible. I want her DOING SOMETHING......
KFTC!!!!!
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Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#7re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 4:13pm"Thaw the f--king freezer-burned caribou."
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#8re: I'm trying to imagine Palin answering this question
Posted: 10/2/08 at 4:16pm"Let's make some hot dogs out of that!" LOL!!
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