If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
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#1If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 3:45pm
Do you think she still would have been cast in "Night Music"?
And of course, I'm assuming she's be a singing, speaking monkey with all the qualities she possesses now as an actress, only she'd be a monkey.
#2If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:01pmWould she stage-door?
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#2If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:01pm
I think it would have improved "Murder She Wrote" immensely.
#3If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:15pm
How dare you!!! She is a legend and an icon! Your lack of respect is INTOLERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(however, a simian Lansbury would probably at least get the lyrics right)
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#4If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:16pmDoes she flig corn filled poo?
#5If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:17pm
Wasn't she in the original Planet of the Apes?
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#7If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 4:23pmIs that the black make up they put under the monkey mask?
Mr Roxy
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/17/03
#9If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 6:11pm
In answer to the question, I would say a majestic silverback
I have a great Tarzan joke but because some would take offense, I will not say it.
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#10If Angela Lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/7/10 at 6:17pm
I wish cotton and Angela Lansbury was a monkey.
#11if angela lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:16amoh sure. it's fine to call angela lansbury a monkey, but make one comment linking obama with orangutans and it's off to the cultural re-education facility in yucca mountain. it's a blatant liberal bias maintained by the elites like joe!
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#12if angela lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:36am
Now papa, I said "What IF she was a monkey" NOT that she is; indeed, if she were a monkey all this speculation would be moot.
And I feel I must add: I love monkeys. Indeed. some of my best friends are monkeys.
#13if angela lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:39am
papa:
i wonder the **** why?
#14if angela lansbury were a monkey....
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:43amjoe, yer such a racist i am shocked you're not in virginia.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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#15The person who said "if angela lansbury were a monkey" is an ASSHOLE
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:45am
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Ad te suspiramus, gementes et flentes
O clemens O pia
#16if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:47amfight! fight!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#17if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:50amHey, don't be dissin us down here, papa. We prefer our history slavery free.
#18if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:52amoh please, taz. y'all so racist west virginia left you! west virginia!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#19if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:53amNo, the Westies are just so stupid they got lost and had to declare themselves a state.
#20if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 10:54amwatch how you talk about the westies. featherstone's still out there.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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Joined: 12/31/69
#21if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 11:50am
Anyway, back on topic!
I think the scene where Lansbury grooms Zeta-Jones and finds and eats several ticks would be much improved.
#22if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 12:12pmNo, nothing can top CZJ's campy and oddly incongruous performance, joe.
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#23if angela lansbury had a monkey asshole
Posted: 4/8/10 at 7:06pmI am sicked that you supposedly open minded folks are so resistant to "Species-Blind" casting!
romgitsean
Broadway Star Joined: 4/7/08
#24Well, then...
Posted: 4/9/10 at 11:36pm
I think Sweeney Todd would've been much more enjoyable.
I think the real question is; what if Patti LuPone was a monkey?
(Oh I can't wait for the responses for this one...)
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