Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
#0Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 10:26am
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough
sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??) 
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#1re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:28pm
hahaha
"Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure."
Do you rememebr this website? http://www.dolphinsex.org
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#2re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:33pmoink, oink, Boobsy... gives a whole new meaning to ther term, porkin'....
Gothampc
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#3re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:34pmYou can have sex for pleasure? Wow, these are interesting facts.
#4re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:34pmI'm Pork..the other white meat.
#5re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:35pmBoobs, your orgasims don't last 30 minutes? What are you doing wrong?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#6re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:36pmnot doing his tantric meditations....
#7re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:36pm
Hmmmm.. I always wondered why dolphins always looked so happy. 
I think there are several people on this thread who are going to loose cookies today! K & BB I am looking at you two!
#8re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:38pmI have pre-mature orgasms...laugh at my abnormalites.*cries*
#9re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:42pmHa ha ha ha ... Boobs is a preemie!
#10re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:47pmMom- I'm not soing anything wrong or at least deserving of cookie reduction....
#11re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:50pmThat was gre4at boobs
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#12re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 12:59pmwhy am I being reduced?
laactress
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/7/04
#13re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:02pmBoobs, I have seen that before and it makes me laugh every time!
#14re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:03pmNot YOU Cookie -- I thought mom was talking about baked cookies!
#15re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:05pmMom can eat those baked cookies...as long as I can nibble on MY Cookie.
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#16re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:06pmI thought I was being punished by mom for being wascally....
Mamie
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/26/04
#17re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:10pm
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
hmmmm - Going out with a bang?
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#18re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:13pmor that's one way to get head....
#19re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:16pmThey really don't specify which head..do they???
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#20re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:19pmeither way, that would REALLY hurt....
#21re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:21pm
Here's a little piggy thingy that I use when I teach my class.
Instruction:
Draw a pig!
If the pig is drawn:
Toward the top of the paper: You are positive
Toward the middle of the paper: You are a realist
Toward the bottom: You are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively
Facing left: You believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right: You are innovative and active, don’t have a strong sense of family and are bad at remembering dates
Facing front (looking at you): You are direct, enjoy playing devil’s advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions
With many details: You are analytical, cautious, and distrustful
With few details: You are emotional and naïve, care little for details, but are a risk-taker
With less than 4 or no legs showing: You are insecure or are living through a period of change
With exactly 4 legs showing: You are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals
More than 4 legs: You are stupid!!!!
The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better!
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. Again, more is better.
Long and kinky????
#22re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:29pmLeave it to SOMMS.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#23re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 1:53pmI believe this is THE most fun thread in the WORLD!
Broadway Matt
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/17/03
#24re: Interesting Facts....or I want to be a PIG
Posted: 11/19/04 at 2:01pm
and to think of all the people who joyfully swim and frolic with the dolphins without even stopping to see if that crazy animal might just be copping a cheap feel!
as for the 30-minute orgasm, who has that kind of time? it hardly leaves room for the best part of the orgasm: getting a sandwich and flipping on the TV afterward.
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