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Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.

Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.

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AC126748
#1Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/21/12 at 9:26pm

Several major news outlets are reporting that Paterno has died. However, the Paterno family is denying the news. Apparently he was taken to the hospital several days ago in very serious condition.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/21/joe-paterno-dead-ex-penn-state-football-coach_n_1221289.html?ref=college


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#2Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/21/12 at 9:30pm

If he is, I blame those so-called abuse so-called victims. And I'm gonna go flip a car over and burn it.


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#2Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/21/12 at 9:38pm

Believe me, Penn Staters are already taking to Facebook and doing just that.


"You travel alone because other people are only there to remind you how much that hook hurts that we all bit down on. Wait for that one day we can bite free and get back out there in space where we belong, sail back over water, over skies, into space, the hook finally out of our mouths and we wander back out there in space spawning to other planets never to return hurrah to earth and we'll look back and can't even see these lives here anymore. Only the taste of blood to remind us we ever existed. The earth is small. We're gone. We're dead. We're safe." -John Guare, Landscape of the Body

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#3Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/21/12 at 10:23pm

The thing is that most Penn State alumni in the last few weeks do not even acknowledge the victims or Sandusky for that matter. Instead they are just attacking the administration for unfairly firing Paterno and that Paterno was the messenger who got shot in this instance. It came with the tone, 'Forget the scandal, how dare Penn State fire him over the phone!'. They even so much as attack the new administration for not hiring the interim HC and longtime Paterno assistant Tom Bradley in favor of a guy not connected to any Penn State figures embroiled in this scandal (even though their hire is in fact a Penn State alum himself).

'JoePa RIP' or whatever became a Top Tweet and some of them were 'let's not look at the negative'. That makes me a little sick, especially when Paterno's last interview showed a man who said part of the reason for his inaction is that he had no idea there was such a thing as 'rape and a man'.

I'm not sure how a firing over the phone gives a man in his mid-80s lung cancer but the response has been exactly that theory.

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#4Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/21/12 at 10:41pm

Danmag's confusion on the subject on Facebook is one of the funniest reads in a long time.


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#5Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/22/12 at 7:38am

OMG, I know Matt! HAHAHAHAHAHA


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#7Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/22/12 at 11:46am

he kicked it earlier this morning

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#8Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/22/12 at 12:11pm

Talk about bad timing

The SNL repeat last night was the one where the devil was told what the scandal re Paterno was about on Weekend Update


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#9Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/22/12 at 1:21pm

Or is that perfect timing? Guess it depends on your point of view.

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#10Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/22/12 at 3:49pm

Funny Onion headline:

Joe Paterno Dies In Hospital; Doctors Promise To Tell Their Superiors First Thing Tomorrow


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#11Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/23/12 at 1:23pm

Mister Matt, there was a drunk guy in the bar that looked an awful lot like Joe Pa hence my confusion.


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#12Joe Paterno may or may not be dead.
Posted: 1/23/12 at 1:29pm

That was so hilarious. As were the sudden newsworthy proclamations that followed.


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