Just Desserts

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:04pm

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died,her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:05pm

Oh lord. What a visual.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:05pm

and i'll bet you thought this thread was about my soon-to-be-budding business...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:06pm

Really?? Seriously??? Don't get my knickers in a twist over nothing...

Updated On: 10/19/04 at 12:06 PM

[Matt_G]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:07pm

LOL. Actually there was a cooking show called "Just Desserts" and that's what I thought you were talking about.

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:49pm

there is a bakery chain in the SF Bay Area called Just Desserts with the BEST lemon pound cake EVER!

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 12:57pm

hehe...."pound"........hehehe (my beavis and butthead moment of the day)

[joeyjoe]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 1:06pm

rath, yes, i'm serious... most likely sometime in the spring, but you'll get a little taste this friday!!!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:09pm

And WAIT til you taste his goodies!...I've had them and they're spectacular!
(we ARE speaking of baked goods here folks so get your minds out of the gutter!)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:10pm

Wow, joey!! That's so exciting!!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:17pm

mouth watering...

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:19pm

yes - joeyjoe is quite mouthwatering - and so are his goodies!

[kissmycookie]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:20pm

we're talking about the baked ones, right? I've no doubt you've sampled the other kind.... redhot

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:33pm

honey - I've sampled them all and they are DIVINE, Possum!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:35pm

Get.a.ROOM.

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 10/19/04 at 3:38pm

oops - SORRY...lol...