Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
a ****tail? what's that?
a cat tail? a fish tail? a duck tail?
It must be pretty obscene for it to be bleeped... I think our little automatic obscenity editor needs to have a drink...
Just capitalize, it works. COCKTAIL !!! COCKTAIL !!! COCKTAIL !!
YES! YES! YES!
What are you pouring??
Kettle One Dirty martini for me. A Cozmo for you NYadgal?
...sure. Why not? It's Monday at lunch...good a time as any to start the pink drinks!
NYadgal...I could go another one of those Chicken quesadias(sp.?)and the Chocolate suffle cake. I know you craving that cake right now, with Hugh and Matt holding the dish for you.
Did you say Matt and Hugh were serving me chocolate?...
*thud*
And Mandy Patankin will be fanning you.
oh god - that was a bucket of cold water right on my fantasy!
Make him go away....
Okay...I shoved him out the second floor window. Ouch he landed on Donald Trump. Oh well. So now, Matt is fanning you while Hugh is on his knees in front of you serving you the chocolate suffle in nothing, but his white boxer briefs.
*gasp*
and that was the last they ever saw of NYadgal...and she lived happily ever after...
Don't worry NYadgal, I'll be visiting you in fairytale forest.
(whispers: can't reply to you, boobs...I was never heard from again...but you have the directions, right?!)
Nyadgal....got the directions from last time...I'll be visiting in a couple of weeks. Make sure you have my favorite Starbucks coffee...thx.
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