Oh my god...Calvin is really...FRANK WILDHORN!!
Close...very close.
I'll give you a hint -- I'm writing a song about myself (just like Walt Whitman!) and it starts like this:
Hello to all. My name's ______________
I chose to dance. Just like Jan Hooks.
Life turns on a dime, just like in books
As sure as my name is _______________

Then for your Christmas present from me, I give you these "listening enhancement devices." See? They're even lemon-colored!
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
Mel Brooks?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
Thanks KelRel for remembering me--and poor Mister Wilson.
A whole week! Do you think he'd be in shape to do "Barefoot in the Park"???
And for you...an entire vat of your favorite beverage from Starbucks and a cozy weekend with your hubby.
Patrick Wilson Fans --New "UnOfficial Fan Site". Come check us out!
I am going to be writing lots of thank you notes! Wow! I'm truly touched!
Adding:
KelRel -- your brother-in-law to come home safely.
(As I wish for all families with loved ones in the Armed Forces).
DG -- warm memories of happy holidays for you and your sister.
DD, Elphaba (and countless others) -- continued good health. And a cure.
Mamie -- peace for Nancy and those who love her.
iflit -- Peace on Earth and beautiful cello music
Health for those who are sick.
Jobs for those who are seeking them.
Love for those who are lonely.
Friendship for ALL.
I like this thread. :)
...and for CQ- a partridge in a pear tree
Thanks Boobies.
Updated On: 12/15/05 at 09:15 PM
Health, happiness, and a great holiday for everyone.
I give everyone their Dessa Rose cds.
To those in school (or with jobs that allow them time off)- Enjoy the break (I know I will)
To those without jobs- may you find them soon
To those with family in the Armed Forces- I send my prayers that they come home soon.
To all of the Wicked/RENT obsessed among us- PLEASE go see a DIFFERENT show (I recommend Sweeney Todd)
To everyone at BWW- A happy and healthy holiday season. I feel honored to be able to share another Christmas (and Hanukkah and Kwanza) with all of you.
LEATHER CLOTHES?????????????? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA anyway
Liotte-season pass to spelling bee, so she can see it whenever u want.
Robbo-lifts for your shoes so you find out what it's like to be over 5'3.
B-way- a good paying job free of nasty bosses and skanky co workers,and a friend for the puggy
Cookie-anything cashmere
Boobs- a biggerroom for when the cows come to visit,and big screen tv
beacon-a hidden camera in Mr.wilsons bedroom
zeppy- A NEW JOB
Undi- 60inch screen tv
Addy- 2 pink poodles
Jaily- bunches of lettice
Without a trace- a full collection of chi-chi larue porn.
Daydreamer- walter bondi all the time
Pal joey- a friend for miss holly
Doxy-plane ticket to nyc, via orlando.
Corine-Hugh jackmon, or a season pass to forbidden b-way
Cammy-beauty and the beast dvd
middy- your own dolphin
lovethe-Adam Pascal
Jerby-book of kama sutra
Matt rask-a air condtioner, so he doesnt sweat to death this summer.
First a date, then a weekend, now I get the man himself!
Harris, that was lovely. Thank you.
Em keeps getting upgraded...
Estudie' usted para su examen, señorita!
I am, I am.
If I pass, do I get Adam?
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/14/05
solamente si su recibe un A, porque A es para Adam....
Si, brdlwyr.
*estudio*
blaaaaaaaaah.
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