My alarm clock is off two minutes...
My alarm clock is off two minutes...
#1My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 9:44am
...and I'm not sure if I should adjust the time, or just decide to live my life two minutes ahead of everybody else.
What should I do?
(my attempt at starting a Cruel Sandwich thread)
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#2re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 9:48amhmmm, probably your sisters fault. Go beat her!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
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#2re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 9:59am
Elphaba, I laughed harder than I should have at your post. 
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
Wanting life but never knowing how
#3re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 10:16amGo get therapy, Besty!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#4re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 10:18amBut don't run over your session by two minutes, they'll charge you for another hour.
#5re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 10:27amCareful, next thing you know you'll have manboobs and a bad stand up act.
Art has a double face, of expression and illusion.
#6re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 10:34amcut your hair, no dont cut your hair...wait...maybe just wash it.
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#7re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 10:36amLOL!
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
#8re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 4:10pm
Go beat her!
I loves Harpo, God knows I do...
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#9re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 4:12pmsorry besty, your post is far to clever to ever be considered "cruelish".
....but the world goes 'round
#10re: My alarm clock is off two minutes...
Posted: 11/9/07 at 6:59pm
good, except you need to capitalize every new word in the threat title:
My Alarm Clock Is Off Two Minutes...
"The Spectacle has, indeed, an emotional attraction of its own, but, of all the parts, it is the least artistic, and connected least with the art of poetry. For the power of Tragedy, we may be sure, is felt even apart from representation and actors. Besides, the production of spectacular effects depends more on the art of the stage machinist than on that of the poet."
--Aristotle
--Aristotle
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