New Terror Threat
New Terror Threat
#0New Terror Threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:06pm
Stingrays are the new Al Qaeda. Another vicious attack on an innocent civilian.
Curiouser and curiouser...
Leaping stingray stabs Florida man near heart
#1new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:11pmagain the heinous devilfish went for the heart of its helpless victim.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
JohnBoy2
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/21/06
#3new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:13pm
So Al Qaeda is training sting rays?
That's very clever and unexpected. While we're looking for planes and boxcutters...
jimnysf
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/10/05
#4new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:30pmWhen will Bush send divers into the sea to defend us against these terrorists? What is he waiting for?
#5new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:36pm
fear not jim, our trusty flippered friends of the 1st mammalian water cav will protect us from the rampaging hordes of killer rays.
killer dolphins!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#6new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:38pm
How many times has someone been killed or almost killed by a sting ray before Irwin?? It never got reported, but now I'm just waiting to see a new comittee on banning sting rays from any body of water. GRRRR, I just hate....n/m too long of a rant to launch into. Almost as absurd as banning tag from school playgrounds.......
I like the Al Qaeda reference.
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#7new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:40pmMaybe we can all pitch in and buy our president a "swim with the stingrays" gift certificate. He needs the relaxation and this country needs .......
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#8new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:46pmY'all can crack jokes, but it's obvious that humor masks a deep hatred of America! You are either with us or with the Stingrays. British Intelligence reports that Stingrays are developing the ability to travel great lengths on dry land. We need to take out this threat now-- don't let the "smoking gun" be a mushroom cloud of stingrays! I say invade the ocean now!
#9new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 1:48pm
*wiping away the tears of pride*
i'd follow joe damn near anywhere!
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 3:06pmI heard that Iran has Stingrays.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 3:33pmas evidence of their power one need look no further than the fact that they've managed to block the image namo tried to show. probably something to do with their devious heinosity.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#13new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 3:35pmYou can't spell "Stingray" without I-R-A-N! Good enough for me!
#14new terror threat
Posted: 10/19/06 at 3:44pmJoe has cracked the code! Joe, what can you spell with Shiite? I think you're on to something...
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