Nick and Jessica's Christmas Special

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/29/04 at 8:25pm

Why?

Oh, Why?

Oh, Why?!

Make it stop, Mommy!

[BwayTheatre11]

Posted: 11/29/04 at 8:30pm

It will all be over soon, sweetheart. Don't worry.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/29/04 at 8:31pm

Honestly, I was planning on watching, until I checked my calendar and realized I'm scheduled to be eating glass and poking myself in the eye with a sharp stick at that time.

[beacon1]

Posted: 11/29/04 at 8:32pm

LOL, Rath, LOL!

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 11/29/04 at 8:38pm

Aren't they hosting the Christmas Tree Lighting in Rockefeller Centre tomorrow night, too? Bleh!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 11/30/04 at 12:32pm

DAMN! I missed it! Did they flirt with other people to piss each other off.

[ckeaton]

Posted: 11/30/04 at 12:53pm

It's over? Gasp! And I was busy plucking out my chest hair... one little guy at a time... with dull rusty tweezers.

[wickedfan2]

Posted: 11/30/04 at 4:50pm

sorry guys... it doesn't start until Wed so you can still catch it..LOL


Don't forget this Wednesday is Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's Christmas special on ABC! Happy watching! Hope it's as good as the Variety Hour.

9/8c (ABC) - "Nick & Jessica's Family Christmas" - A Christmas variety hour of comedy and music celebrating the holidays; Brian McKnight; Ashlee Simpson; 98 Degrees. Updated On: 11/30/04 at 04:50 PM

[Dolly_Levi]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:35pm

Hotness alert. Mr. Lacjey just did a commercial spoof for lick-able underarm deodorant wearing just a towel and a smile. A man and a woman both licked his underarms. And they daid Janet Jackson was risque...

[OneBlazeOfGlory]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:42pm

Ugh. I started watching the special because it came right after Lost... but it got to 'ummm which one is the oven' or something to that effect, and I could just feel my IQ taking a sky dive so I changed the channel

[Marquise]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:43pm

yet another reason why i don't watch television

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:46pm

This special is the definition of cheesiness. I mean come on!!! We know Jessica is "stupid" must we keep referring to it? The voices are overall pretty good, but watching jessica sing is painful to look at (I cant explain it). Shes better on CD than live or on tv.

[M J R]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:47pm

Did you catch him calling the dog "Timberlake"???

[insomniak]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 9:49pm

Glory, that's what happened to me. I was paralyzed by horror and was forced to endure and entire six minutes before I came to my senses and found the off button on my remote.

[BroomstickBoy]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:35pm

This special is the definition of cheesiness. I mean come on!!! We know Jessica is "stupid" must we keep referring to it? The voices are overall pretty good, but watching jessica sing is painful to look at (I cant explain it). Shes better on CD than live or on tv.



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Thank God I'm not the only one who's noticed that when she sings live she acts like she's spazzing out or like she has tourrette (sp) syndrome. Her sister is just as bad. And the way they give off that "I'm pouty, look at my big platypus lips" thing? It's enough to make you sick.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:38pm

No, BroomstickBoy, Ashlee does not look like she's having some sort of attack when she sings. That's strictly a Jessica trait.

[BroomstickBoy]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:42pm

I stand corrected , it may not look like an attack but it's not normal, lol.


Actually I saw Ashlee once on I believe it was the Tonight Show performing and she was tugging at herself and twirling her hair in a similar manner like she was trying to make believe she was into her performance. But that's my opinion.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:44pm

I know what you're talking about - I just don't find that as horrifically distracting as Jessica's contortions that seem to get worse as time goes on.

[BroomstickBoy]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:47pm

Yeah. A fine example is that disastrous AMA performance of "With You".

[CurtainUp2]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:50pm

Without a doubt, one of the worst things I've seen on television in a long time. And that's saying a lot!

[Millie42]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:55pm

Rath, you just got quoted on my away message.

You should be honored.

[M J R]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 10:58pm

I'm not excusing their singing, but I think they made enough fun of themselves to not make it the WORST thing ever on television...

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 11:03pm

I am, Millie! Thank you! What was the quote?

[Millie42]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 11:42pm

Rath, I quoted your:

" Honestly, I was planning on watching, until I checked my calendar and realized I'm scheduled to be eating glass and poking myself in the eye with a sharp stick at that time."

And I am getting many responses from people about how funny it is. You are popular with my friends!

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 12/1/04 at 11:44pm

Well your friends have wonderful senses of humor! Top-notch.