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Ok I feel old...

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KelRel
#0Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:29am

I am 21 and some kid (11 or 12) called me M'am yesterday. I am too young to be called M'am. I was a teenager 2 years ago...ok this was random, but still. I need a hug and a drink lol


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TheatreDiva90016
#1re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:30am

I'm 38 and get called M'am all the time...

And I'm a guy.

*Big Hug*


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AbbaRabbit
#2re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:34am

:hug::

i'm 19 and i still get called "kid" LOL


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Rathnait62
#3re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:45am

I'm 42 and am still disappointed when I don't get carded.


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Elphaba3
#4re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:54am

I'm 20 and I got called ma'am too. I'm not ready to be old yet.

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smartpenguin78
#5re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 10:56am

I often call people that are younger than me ma'am, it's just how they raised us "down south"
I first got called sir at about 19 and freaked out, I first got called ma'am around 21. :)


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Bluemoon
#6re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:09am

I'm 50 and just glad to get called anything.

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shameless
#7re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:16am

3 years ago(when I was 24) I was doing some freelancing for a local paper. I went to a high school to cover a story, and a parent in his 40s asked me which kid was mine. I'm talking about 17 & 18-year-old kids. I wanted to kick the guy in the nuts. I still get carded in restaurants today, there's no way I look like I could have a teenager, but it was still a depressing day.


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Justice
#8re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:18am

I can handle "Sir", but what I can't handle, as I cringe, and my nerves get shot is "Mister".


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Love4Cheno
#9re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:21am

I'm 30 and get called "kiddo" for some reason all the time.

God bless Creme de la Mer!

I do remember that time when i was 20 or 21 and began getting called "Sir" and I HATED it!


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camerangel
#10re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:24am

I got mistaken for being 17 about a month and a half ago.. That pleased me greatly considering I am closer to 30 than 17..

I know how you feel about the ma'am bit though.. I was called ma'am at 18.. by a guy I wound up dating no less.. Southerners!! it's just how many of them are.. re: Ok I feel old...


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yodamarie78
#11re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 11:42am

People consistantly guess that I'm 3-5 years younger than I am. It doesn't bother me so much now, I'm 26, but when I was 18 and the cashier at WalMart told me I "don't look a day over 15!" I was very annoyed.
Being from Georgia the Ma'am thing doesn't usually get to me, but the way that many middle aged southern men call all women Honey or Sweetheart really gets to me.
Updated On: 4/29/05 at 11:42 AM

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KelRel
#12re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 12:16pm

yeah, I know its a southern thing but still...I guess I am having my quarter life crisis...I brought this on myself lol. Most married women are old enough to be called M'am...and well I do have the ring lol


"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.

another_day_2day
#13re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 12:57pm

you feel old and i feel young..i thought when i turned 18 it was so cool and meant so much..but all it really meant is that i could buy ciggarettes by myself...everyone in my school is so much older than i am and i feel like a baby....i guess turning 18 didnt really do to much re: Ok I feel old...

CJR
#14re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 1:21pm

Kids have been calling me ma'am for the past 2 years.... it's kind of on par with finding your first grey hair (yeah, that definitely almost gave me a heart attack)


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ckeaton
#15re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 1:44pm

I'm in that wierd place. I still get mad when I'm carded... But I realize that it should be a good thing. I've always looked a bit older than I am, though.


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Elphaba
#16re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 1:45pm

and Bluemoon, I'm 52, and it's only getting BETTER!


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Bluemoon
#17re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 1:49pm

El - I'm letting you go first to pave the way! I'll follow closely behind......

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LaeloftheLakes
#18re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 2:02pm

Pfft. Some kid at school called me ma'am when I was sixteen and working as a lunchlady.


Kids are stupid.


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CJR
#19re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 2:43pm

When I was working an opening night last year this kid -- probably about 14 years old -- called me ma'am. I got a little offended and asked him how old he thought I was. His response was: "I dunno... but you look like my mom's age."

I think that offended me more than him calling me ma'am! lol


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If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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shameless
#20re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 2:46pm

LOL, CJR, now I don't feel so bad!


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

CJR
#21re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 4:12pm

Yeah, definitely dont...... I mean hell, I've always looked older than I am, but that's a little much! re: Ok I feel old...


"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA

If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...

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shameless
#22re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 4:13pm

that little bastard, lol


Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson

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Jwei123
#23re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 4:13pm

I don't really get called...anything...?


awkward.

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BwayTheatre11
#24re: Ok I feel old...
Posted: 4/29/05 at 4:15pm

Everyone thinks I am a lot older than a junior in high school. Whenever I go to the theatre alone...I will usually talk with those next to me...they ask me if I am interested in theatre for a career. I tell them the story...they ask me if I am studying it in college. I tell them no, lol. Same thing at American Eagle. They ask me to apply for a credit card there.

Fine now, not fine when I am old.


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Updated On: 4/29/05 at 04:15 PM


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