Pharmacology

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/13/05 at 8:00am

PHARMACOLOGY

In pharmacology, all drugs have two or more names - a trade names and a generic name. For example, the generic name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of coxafloppin.

Also considered were coxafailin, dixadrupin, dixarizin, dixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Coca Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Coke's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Coke will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.

[hedwig14]

Posted: 3/13/05 at 10:51am

HA!

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 3/13/05 at 12:16pm

bumperamma

[sabrelady]

Posted: 3/13/05 at 12:34pm

HA! I will forward this to my friends in the land o Pharmacy (Where they live better thru chemistry!)

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 3/13/05 at 3:34pm

I am sending this one to my brother who is a chemist at a pharmaceutical company!