Saturday Morning Chuckle

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 1:34am

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained
"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question

"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!"

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"That's O.K.," says the husband, "we were banned from the supermarket, too."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 9:17am

I've had this same problem with some of the stockboys at the grocery store around the corner

[zoran912]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 9:39am

Oh wow. Boobs, I needed that.

[judy_in_disguise]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 9:43am

well until reading that i was extremely bitter that i'm awake at 9:30 on a Saturday.
Thanks for making it worthwhile! hehe.

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 6:36pm

Always happy to bring smiles to my fellow board members anyway I can.
JID, Zoran & DGrant... glad to always bring a little sunshine into your mornings. Kisses all around.

Updated On: 8/7/04 at 06:36 PM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 7:27pm

oh, boobs, even when I don't get a chance to write and browse online, I still find time to laugh at your daily chuckle.
Can we have a daily guffaw now? Perhaps a chortle?

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/7/04 at 10:03pm

Here's a chortle for you bwaysinger:

Q: If mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day, what do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday!