Should I fear for my safety?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 6:07pm

Yesterday I saw a car at Starbucks with the license plate
"Deer Czn" (Deer Cousin). Of course I smiled to myself and thought of Angry Deer. But today I noticed the same car in front of my office building. The Starbucks and my office are in two different cities.

Crazy coincidence, or has Angry Deer put a hit out on me?

If you're reading this, AD, I have never harmed any of your kind. I'm even a vegetarian for goodness sake. I cry every time I watch Bambi.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 6:21pm

Dear lord get out! The calls are coming from inside the house!

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 6:26pm

Move.
Assume a new identity.
Change your hair color.
Break off all contact with friends and family members - for their safety as well as yours.
Godspeed to you, brother.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 6:42pm

Maybe he just wants to get to know you better.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 8:05pm

Just don't look him in the eye, it get's him horny!

[TheatreFan4]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 8:07pm

Grow a beard & then shave it off!!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 8:55pm

It wants you to put the lotion in the basket or you'll get the hose again!

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:01pm

I think you should pray for Rosemary's Baby.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:41pm

Taz, you make me laugh.........I just love you. But on the other hand, maybe you should get a restraining order.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 9:42pm

No worries Taz. He's not Angry ALL the time.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:10pm

That's his brother, Randy.

[StockardFan]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:21pm

Diva, is that the Count in your avi?

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:27pm

Does the car have Ohio plates?

[tazber]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 10:33pm

Fortunately it did not have Ohio plates, Namo.

If it had I would have just ignored it though.

It's the only way you know.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 8/30/10 at 11:15pm

You could always move to Bulgaria or some place.