Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
#1Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:31pm
MARK YOUR CALENDAR!
October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Co- workers Holiday: Do you have a co- worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:33pm
Boobs, since I'm not in the workforce would it be ok to slap my husband and kids?? And maybe a few people here on BWW??
I just want to be a part of the festivities!
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#2re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:36pm
Danmag...you can slap anyone you'd like on this day if they irritate you 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#3re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:37pmThank God! I know one passive-aggressive octogenarian who's going to wish she'd taken the day off.
#4re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:37pmJust another day for me. :P
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#5re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:39pmI iwsh that I could post the picture that goes along with this...perhaps Girly can?
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#6re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:40pmI for one am not waiting for the 23rd.
#7re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:43pm
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#8re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:47pmWow. That's just upsetting.
#9re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:49pmOr hilarious.
....but the world goes 'round
#10re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:50pmWell, it's got me rethinking the whole f*cking-with-an-old-lady thing I was considering.
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#11re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:56pm
No, Reg...
You aren't allowed to fcuk them. Just slap them.
"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>>
“I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>>
-whatever2
#12re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 2:57pm
LOL...leave it to Diva.
That woman had to say something really horrible for the other one to haul off and hit her and the others not to do anything about it.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#13re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:00pm
"With," Diva. I said "with"!
P.S. Eww.
#14re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:14pmJust for clarification -- is a boss a co-worker? 'Cause I've got a doozy of a bitch-slap all ready to deliver her way.
#15re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:19pmAs far as I am concerned, everyday should be slap your co-worker day!
Hey Dottie!
Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany
#16re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:24pm
Poddie...you just can't slap a vice president or above in the company.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#17re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:27pm
Oh, well that changes everything.
When is slap Your Boss Day?
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#18re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:29pmI'm gonna slap my sister in law! She's not a co-worker, but she is irritating!
KFTC!!!!!
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#19re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:32pm
'Thank God! I know one passive-aggressive octogenarian who's going to wish she'd taken the day off.'
Oh Reg, you can slap all you want, but PalJoey is never going to change.
#20re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:49pm
I can think of one co-worker who definitely should call in sick that day. Otherwise the above will apply.
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#21re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:54pmPulease...I am already setting up poles like they have while waiting online at a theme park for all the people who want to slap one of my co-workers. Clients are actually flying in from out of town for this.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#22re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 3:57pmThanks, Boobs, you've given me a scathingly brilliant idea!!! And we already have the stanchions!!!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#23re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 4:43pm
This is the line to Boobs' desk
....but the world goes 'round
#24re: Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming October 23rd
Posted: 10/14/09 at 5:01pm
The woman in the office next to me is annoying. I don't care if she's got a "mild case of Aspberger's." She's still annoying.
Boobs--can I slap her, even if she has a a "mild case of Aspberger's"?
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