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So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all

So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all

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Borstalboy
#1So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/30/13 at 3:34pm


Some reviews here


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Borstalboy
#2So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 11:36am


Stephanie Zacharek actually liked it.


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madbrian
#2So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 11:42am

I would expect this movie would have multiple releases.


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suestorm
#3So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 11:52am

Ha, you would think so MadBrian. Im waiting to see LOVELACE, i get the feeling it will be much DEEPER then Canyons


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#4So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 3:04pm


Interview with James Deen...when is he going to do gay porn???


"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

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#5So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 3:06pm

Ha! You would think so, Madbrian. I wonder how Lovelace will compare to this?

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strummergirl
#6So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 4:39pm

Even some of the negative reviews that I have seen note that even if they were not taken by it they can understand its appeal.

Scott Foundas of Variety, not one prone to hyperbole, may or may not have compared Lohan to Brando in The Last Tango in Paris. Film Comment gave it a positive review too, even devoted their latest issue to the movie from Lohan on the cover to Schrader getting an interview to Bret Easton Ellis writing about guilty pleasures.

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TheatreFan4
#7So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 5:49pm

I don't give a **** how bad this movie is. It has Nolan Funk in a speedo so that gives it an A+ rating for me.

FindingNamo
#8So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 7/31/13 at 10:29pm

Acknowledging your bias is a good first step.


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Mister Matt
#9So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 8/1/13 at 2:36pm

It has Nolan Funk in a speedo so that gives it an A+ rating for me.

Meh. This movie has no draw as far as I'm concerned. There are millions of other places I can see hairless twink clones without having to slog through a bad Lohan film.


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MrMidwest
#10So it looks like THE CANYONS is getting a release after all
Posted: 8/2/13 at 4:39pm


James Deen gawker interview


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