Stupid Things You've Done To Impress a Crush?

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 2:55am

Blerp?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 9:02am

i did the bunny hop down the street & fell & busted my ankle on the curb.

[Glebb]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 9:19am

I got the press dept of my company to write me a letter to take to the Shubert offices to get me tickets to CATS when one could not get tickets to CATS. Getting front row mezz impressed him. The show did not.

[pattifan2]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:18pm

Hehehe, so much stupidity, so little space to post.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:21pm

No worries, Patti and Glebb. I'm already quite impressed with both of you.

[pattifan2]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:26pm

Gosh, Rath, I had no idea you'd been watching me absailing the Empire State wearing my 'I Love Rathnait62' tee-shirt. And I thought all along it had been a waste of time.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:40pm

The absailing was impressive, but what really won me over was the singing.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 12:56pm

Gotten high on asthma inhalers stolen from the nurse's cabin at a really Christian summer camp. I was 10.

Updated On: 7/15/06 at 12:56 PM

[ILoveMyDictionary]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 1:10pm

^ I hope your crush wasn't one of the asthmatic ones.

[Mythus]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 1:39pm

I cut my hair really, really short, under the assumption that she would like it. She did...and I really, really don't.

I want my old hair back. But it'll take at least a year for it to grow out.

[pattifan2]

Posted: 7/15/06 at 3:13pm

You hair will grow back, Jo, and it will be just as beautiful as ever. At least it meant you didn't have to ask Aunt March to lend you money for the date.

[LizzieCurry]

Posted: 7/16/06 at 2:53am

*sputters and dies*

Pattifan wins the thread. The end.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:00pm

when a crush told me on the first date how much of a Scrabble fan they were (and so am I), I made them a thank-you "note" of a Scrabble board with the words spelled out in tiles (lightly affixed to the board itself). Having just moved, they were unsure of their Scrabble board's location, and I needed a new one anyway. We've had quite a few dates since. Let's just say it was a "Triple Letter Score."

[blueroses]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:02pm

Very clever, Tx.

[TxTwoStep]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:06pm

luckily, they shared my off-beat sense of humor. Otherwise, it would be another in the long list of "weirdly stalker-ish" judgements various people have made about my nearly chronic co-dependency issues.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:16pm

i shot a man, just to watch him die.

Updated On: 7/17/06 at 02:16 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:19pm

And yet RobbO..I'm still not impressed.

[PB ENT.]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:39pm

"i onced killed a man, just to watch him die. "

God, Robbo, I'm calling Grissom. How about "things you've done to depress a crush?

I once was stuck in a snazzy new sports car with a horny first date, Anthony, in a wooded area. After gaging from all of his "my cool car" stories, I told him he had a dinky trunk and dared him to try to fit inside. I closed the hatch and left him for the crickets. Wait, Robbo, did you kill him?

Later...found out there were mafia connection and had to dissappear for a while.

Updated On: 7/17/06 at 02:39 PM

[Unknown User]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 2:43pm

oh, well, i think if the stunt WORKS to impress the crush, its no longer stupid!!!

[LaVieHilary]

Posted: 7/17/06 at 3:25pm

I overly flipped my hair and hit someone walking by and then my crush said "whoa you need to control that."