THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/05 at 5:11am
The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign up for social security. She says, 'You can't do that, you lost your birth certificate.'
He says, 'Oh I'll talk them into it.'
So when he returns the next day, he is all smiles and says, 'I'm all signed up and no problems.' '
Well, how did you do that?' she asks.
He replies, 'I took off my shirt and showed her all the gray hair on my chest, and showed her all the gray hair on my head.'
The wife states, 'Well, why didn't you drop your pants, we could have gotten disability.'
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/05 at 6:48amOh, boobs....I don't know how I got up in the morning pre-chuckles...
"You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don't make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and do them so well that people can't take their eyes off you."
- Maya Angelou
#2re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/05 at 7:50amThanks boobsiediddles!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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#4re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/05 at 10:17am
OUCH!
But she has a point!
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#5re: THURSDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 2/17/05 at 3:43pmall i have to say is... HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Peter: Oh my god, Brian! My Alphabits are sending me a secret message! They say "oooooooooo!"
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
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