TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 5:03am
Queen Elizabeth was visiting one of Canada's top
hospitals,and during her tour of the floors she
passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the queen, "that's disgrace-
ful, what is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explained, "I am
sorry your majesty, this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that at least 5 times a
day, he'll become swollen.
"Oh, I am so sorry", said the Queen, "I was
unaware that such a medical problem existed."
On the same floor, they soon passed a room
where a young nurse was giving a patient oral
sex. "Oh my God", said the queen, "what's
happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "same problem, better
health plan"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ZONEACE
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/10/05
#2re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 6:29amsex jokes are funny
when ducks grow thumbs then maybe my opinion will change.
ALittleNorthofKansas
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#3re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 6:59amAs a member of the commonwealth I should be appalled just wait until I stop laughing
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#4re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 7:13amHaha! That's hilarios!
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#5re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 8:13amBoobsy that was great dear!
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#7re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 7:50pm
Somehow I missed this thread this morning. Better late than never.
Love it, Boobs!! 
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
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#8re: TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/11/05 at 10:10pmbwahaha...ahaha...haha.
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