TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1TUESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/21/06 at 5:11am
Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers?
Because New Jersey got first pick!!
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Why are New Yorkers always depressed?
The light at the end of their tunnel is New Jersey.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $ 10.00 Fried Explorer: $ 15.00 Baked Politician: $ 100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politician?"
The waiter replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?"
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Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"
The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin, doesn't it?"
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Posted: 11/21/06 at 12:07pmNice way to start the day, with BB's jokes. Thanks, honey!
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