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Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans

Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans

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romantico
#1Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 10:29am

I wish real news anchors would talk like this when reporting the news.

http://www.towleroad.com/2012/08/oniontampa.html


'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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romantico
#2Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 10:35am

The irony is the thread title is not satire. I could see a similar headline in just about any newspaper in the country.


'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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tazber
#3Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 10:42am

They are going to make so much money that they'll all be able to donate to Obama's re-election!


....but the world goes 'round

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#4Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 11:42am

Toe tapping underneath airport bathroom stall dividers is so old school and passé; thanks to Grindr, there's a new way for GOP closet cases to hook up with fellow self-hating homosexuals at the Republican National Convention!

"Grindr isn't just for gay men; it's also for hypocritical closeted gay men. Imagine being enveloped by Mike Huckabee's speech on family values and then glancing on your phone and seeing up to 300 high-quality faceless ass photos without any interruption!"

Hoepfully Grindr is readying its servers for the extra load coming its way at the RNC...
Tap-tap. Tap-tap-tap!

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#5Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 12:16pm

I'm really hoping for a repeat of the "Grindr Crashes During the Olympics" story.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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#7Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 2:22pm

There are homos in GOProud? Don't tell anyone.

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tazber
#8Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 3:49pm

Why free? Talk about a horrible business decision!


....but the world goes 'round

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#9Tampa's Gay Hustlers Set to Take Advantage of Flood of Incoming Closeted Republicans
Posted: 8/22/12 at 4:05pm

Ayn Rand is disgusted by your commie "free admission" comrade.


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