Ted's Blind Vice
#0Ted's Blind Vice
Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:22am
I hate his lingo but looks like a Broadway person maybe
One Indiscreet (Just to Drive It Home) Blind Vice
West coast, schmest coast, right? Time to see how those New Yawk heathens are goin' at it, don'tcha think? Well, I do, and it's my damn column, so here we go.
Mildred Moxie is currently the multitalented (and slightly naughty) toast of the town. This nationally known girlfriend really knows how to serve it up, show-gal-wise. Hmmm. Is she a spiffy 7th Avenue designer? A Wall-Street wower? A cosmetic queen? Could she be a Broadway stah? I'll just have to let you folks stew on that one a bit. Meanwhile, get ready to get the sheets all messy, because...
M2, who's very much attached to Barney Bleh, is secretly schtupping her humpy coworker, Trent Tremble, who's a semi-success story in Manhattan, right alongside Mildred. And, of course, it's the missus who thinks no one knows. Hardly!
Trent, good-looking babbler that he is, isn't wasting any time telling amigos whose hair (and bod and face and rep) he has been busying mushin' and messin' with. You go, baddie-boyfriend!
#1re: Ted's Blind Vice
Posted: 8/13/04 at 9:24amIdina Menzel and George Hearn.
#2re: Ted's Blind Vice
Posted: 8/13/04 at 10:42amCome on!! Am I playing by myself??
#4re: Ted's Blind Vice
Posted: 8/13/04 at 12:50pmI would attempt to work it out if Ted had written it in English.
#5re: Ted's Blind Vice
Posted: 8/13/04 at 1:13pmSeriously it is a nightmare his writing style! Although I'd rather read then listen to him.
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