The Worst Acted Movies You've Ever Seen?- Page 2

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 11:54am

Every lesbian movie ever made with the exception of Desert Hearts.

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 10/30/05 at 12:16pm

Centerstage is pretty wretched. But people didn't expect much from it. My vote goes to the third Matrix movie. I laughed all the way through it cause these people were taking it so seriously. It was just terrible.

[DramaDork925]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 6:46am

The Grudge

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:22pm

Ew, wickedwitch, you are so right. Here on Earth is heinous. However, I believe that Showgirls is the most honest-to-God horribly acted, horribly directed, horribly outfitted, horribly danced, horribly-everythinged movie ever. Gina, girlfriend, you could have done better!

[SorryGrateful]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:25pm

Oh, and I just saw Marquise's new avatar and I want to add Grease 2 to the list.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 12:40pm

My Best Friend is a Vampire
Broadway Damage
Crutch
Drift
Shiner
Party Monster
Valley Girl (though I like it anyway)

[Jimmcf]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 1:19pm

I will have to put my dissent in regarding Theresa Russell; I quite loved her in 'Black Widow' - not so much those art films she makes with her hubby...

"She mates and she kills...but does she love?"

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 1:39pm

If it makes you feel any better Rath, the gay boy movies are just as bad.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 1:53pm

not as bad as movies with the likes of jenna jameson or randy spears

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:07pm

bustin...I saw a commercial with a guy who looks just like you--I think it was for Nikon...any chance it was you?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:10pm

no...i wouldn't even know where to begin to get into film acting

[lildogs]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:19pm

Honey, it was a commercial in which he did not speak...he hardly needs a year with Stella for that..

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:34pm

I watched a horrible version of "Oedipus Rex" in class today. It is BY FAR, the worst thing I have ever seen on screen. It was the 1957 version.
It made me want to poke MY eyes out.

[Madame X]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:44pm

Spiderman (both of them, but especially the first one) w/ Tobey and Kirsten.

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:49pm

Next Best Thing

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:49pm

Remember when George Strait tried to do a movie? Egads.

[TheaterBaby]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 2:54pm

Remember when Mariah Carey tried to do one....err two?

Although, lol I shamefully like both "Glitter" and "Wisegirls."

[Love4Cheno]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 3:42pm

Bobby- Next Best Thing, totally! As much as I love Madge, the half-assed British accent was at its worst in that movie: "Ahnd yestahday he was ownly five."

Also, "Wrong Turn" is f-ing hilarious in every aspect.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 3:47pm

I'm sure there are others, but Jennifer lopez in "Maid in Manhatten" made me never want to watch a Jennifer Lopez movie again.

[paradox_error]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:34pm

Most times when Pop singers go into film, the results are tragic.

That awful affair with Britney Spears where she sings "I'm not a girl", anyone?

[Calvin]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:48pm

The same could be said for sports stars. Shaq the genie? Charles Barkley hosting SNL? One exception is Michael Jordan. He's not a great actor by any means, but he does at least have some charisma to pull it off.

But looking back at this list, I take it those who've posted so far haven't seen too many pornos.

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 10/31/05 at 4:52pm

"Who are you callin' Baldy?"
- Space Jam