Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes: It's not funny any more

[Unknown User]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:47pm

Katie & Tom make out for couple days and suddenly Katie Holmes looks like she's got the worse case of Poison Ivy on her face. Either she's allergic to Tom's Saliva (like 84% of the population) or Tom kisses like Octopus.
Defamer-- scroll down for pics!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 4:59pm

It's never been funny, just gross

[robbiej]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 5:03pm

Poison Ivy???

I'm thinking the herpes!

[ckeaton]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 5:12pm

HSV2, indeed.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 5:37pm

I recognize that! That comes from having to wear a Brad Pitt Legends of the Fall mask while performing oral sex. Takes FOREVER to heal.

[Jon]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 6:06pm

Oh - so she's one of THOSE kinds of virgins.

[bta212]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 6:08pm

Oh, it SO doesn't count if the guy you're screwing is gay.

[CATSNYrevival]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 6:24pm

okay then. I'm a virgin too.

[kangaroo]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 6:49pm

way too much information from all of you...

I liked Katie Holmes a lot better when she was with Chris Klein... never have been a fan on Tom Cruise

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 5/4/05 at 6:50pm

I smell midlife crisis!