WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 5:04am
I recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing
"fairly well for my age".
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,hiking, or bicycling?"
No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said,
"Then why do you give a SH*T if you live to be 80?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:02am
Haha! Thanks Bboobs!
(That's actually a very good point!)
#2re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:03am
Morning Britt...I hope all is well with you darling. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:22amHehe. But kind of true. That's funny.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:33am
Cute, Boobs!
YAY! Britt's back!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
#5re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 7:36amIt's starting to become a tradition- I have to look at the "___ Morning Chuckle" before I go to class every morning. Thanks, Boobs!
Mujhse Dosti Karoge?
ALittleNorthofKansas
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#7re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 8:06amThanks Boobs needed a chuckle this morning.
#8re: WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/31/05 at 8:29amThanks BB. A good chuckle was needed today. Still gray, cloudy and rainy. On the happy side School starts tomorrow!! (JOY!)
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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