WEDNESDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 2:21am

A jumbo jet is making its final approach to
TampaAirport. The pilot comes on the intercom, 'This
is your
Captain. We're on our Final descent into Tampa. I
want to thank you for flying with us today And hope you
enjoy your stay in the Tampa Bay area'.

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole
plane can hear His conversation from the cockpit.
The copilot can be heard saying to the pilot, 'So,
Skip, whatcha got Planned while we're in Tampa?'

'Well,' says the skipper, 'first I'm
gonna check into the hotel, take
A big crap....then I'm gonna take that new
stewardess
With the huge tits out for dinner.... I'm gonna wine
and dine her, Take her back to my room and give her a
ride on the
baloney pony all Night long.'

Aghast and amused, everyone on the plane hears this and
immediately Begins looking up and down the aisle, trying
to figure out
who this new Stewardess is that the pilot's talking
about.

Meanwhile, the new stewardess is seated at the very back
of the plane. She is so embarrassed that she starts
running toward the cockpit to turn The intercom off. Halfway
down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's Bag and
down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: 'No need to hurry,
dear. He's gotta
Land the plane and take a sh*t first.'

[mauriposa]

Posted: 9/24/08 at 11:35am

Hee. I needed a good laugh today, Boobsy. Thanks.