When Sea Lions go BAD

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 6:56am

CALIFORNIAN YACHTIES DRIVEN BARKING MAD BY SEA LION SIEGE

In most Californian coastal resorts, residents would kill for a regular glimpse of sea lions frolicking in the surf and barking with joy. In San Francisco and Monterey, they are tourist attractions. But in the conservative yachting town of Newport Beach, south of Los Angeles, the residents want to kill the sea lions. All summer, the sea lions have been clustering around the yachting harbour, flopping on boats to sunbathe, vomiting and defecating wherever they please and barking so much some residents say they haven't had a decent night's sleep for months. A month ago, 18 sea lions piled on to a vintage yacht, built in 1910, and sank it, to the fury of the absentee owner.

The boat-owners have petitioned the Harbour Commission, and the Harbour Commission has petitioned the City Council, but to no avail; the animals have been under special government protection since they came close to extinction 30 years ago, and nobody is allowed to touch them.

So a state of siege has been established. Many yacht-owners have tried to block the sundecks of their boats with chairs and kayaks. Others have temporarily moved their boats to other harbours. A few of the more enterprising residents have equipped themselves with squirt guns (for the sea lions) and sleeping pills (for themselves). And they have come up with many cunning plans: attacking the beasts with rubber bullets or firecrackers, blasting high-pitched sounds from underwater speakers, building a fake killer whale - an underwater scarecrow if you will - or employing a harbour hand to go around the boats and bang them with a stick.

The problem is that these ploys do not work. One attempt to deport some of the animals to an island off Santa Barbara, more than 100 miles to the north, ended in failure: the beasts were back within a week.

An estimated 400,000 sea lions frolic along the Pacific coast of the US, barely a generation after fears for their extinction led to the protective law. In Seattle nine years ago, three sea lions threatening the steelhead trout which move down the city's "fish ladder" - an ingenious device to help the fish swim upstream - were actually sentenced to death. A national outcry over this ostensible act of brutality led to a reprieve, cheered on by then-Vice President Al Gore: the three animals were adopted by SeaWorld in Orlando.

Updated On: 10/9/05 at 06:56 AM

[liotte]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 9:19am

I'm torn, I am from Northern CA (Monterey area), and while it's great to see the sea lions and watch them play, they are noisy and dirty and I understand wanting them out of the area.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 10:35am

blah it's conservative Orange County...GO SEA LIONS GO!

[Plum]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 10:47am

Yet another case of "save the fuzzy-wuzzy animals as long as they don't come near me."

[Elphaba]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 11:35am

anyone ever gone down to the Sea Lion Caves in Seaside, Oregon? really fascinating, but stinks to high Hell......

What amuses me about this whole thing, is the ocean is these mammals natural habitat.....NOT ours.........

[justme2]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 3:39pm

I applaud the sea lion's taste...I, too, would prefer laying upon a 1910 vintage yacht versus an overcrowded beach.

[ZONEACE]

Posted: 10/9/05 at 3:50pm

aww, the rich white people are being inconvienced by nature, lets all go kill nature for them.