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You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.

You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.

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Jordan Catalano
#1You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/3/14 at 11:59pm

I haven't told anyone yet, but I'm gonna take it. I don't care what they think. I'm a good dancer. Better than good. Maybe even the best in the school. And that's not conceit, it's just simple honesty. If I stay in New York, everyone will think I bought my way into ABT. And I'm not starving myself for Balanchine's City Ballet. Not that I mind doing the corps de ballet bull****. I'd sooner do it out of town. I'll pay my dues on the west coast, come back to New York a star. You see, I've always had this crazy dream of dancing all the classical roles before I'm twenty-one. I want Giselles and Coppélias coming out of my feet. And Sleeping Beauties, and the Swan. I want bravos in Stuttgart and Leningrad and Paris. Maybe even a ballet created especially for me. You see?

There's no room for a baby.

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CarlosAlberto
#2You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/4/14 at 7:11am

That's what you get for spreading your legs girl. You couldn't resist that dark chocolate now could ya? Could ya!!?!!

I heard ya when you first saw him and said...and I quote: "Son derriere noir... c'est formidable!"

SLUT!
Updated On: 2/4/14 at 07:11 AM

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DottieD'Luscia
#3You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/4/14 at 8:56am

^oh my!!!

NYCBs ballerina's aren't as emaciated as they were say 20 years ago. It was the main thing about them that bothered me, so I stopped going to see them regularly (with the exception of The Nutcracker). I have to say they are looking more healthy lately.


Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

Gothampc
#4You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/4/14 at 9:40am

You're so excited because you're going to the San Francisco Ballet
I mean, you had been dying to be a serious dancer.
Anyway, it's the first day of class and the teacher, Madame Karp, puts you up on the barre
with your legs around each other, one in back of the other, and she says "Okay...Go!"
Everyday for a week you will feel the plie
feel the plie, revelle
Everyday for a week you will feel the joint pain,
feel the joint pain, crack your toes

And a voice from down at the bottom of your soul
Will come up to the top of your head
And the voice from down at the bottom of your soul, here is what it said:
You'll get arthritis, you'll have much joint pain
If you want something, go find an acting class
Acting's much easier, just look at Meryl
The only thing you miss is you won't have a dancer's ass.


If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
Updated On: 2/4/14 at 09:40 AM

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Jordan Catalano
#5You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/4/14 at 10:52am

Carlos, you I loooooove that dark chocolate. Caramel's good, too.

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sabrelady
#6You see, I was offered this place in the San Francisco Ballet.
Posted: 2/5/14 at 3:54pm

"The blacker the cherry, the sweeter the juice."


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