bammy's a post turtle
bammy's a post turtle
#1bammy's a post turtle
Posted: 6/4/08 at 2:48pm
while suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. eventually the topic got around to bammy and his bid to be our president.
the old rancher said, "well, ya know, bammy is a 'post turtle'".
not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was.
the old rancher said, "when you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'".
the old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "you know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!"
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#2re: bammy's a post turtle
Posted: 6/4/08 at 3:49pmGeorge W Bush is bragging to his dad about his presidency. Dad's not having it. Finally he says "Son, it's not too hard to score a home run when you're born on third base."
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