tonights episode of Alexyss Tylor!

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:05pm

its a new episode tonight!

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:06pm

"you really CHECKED! IT! OUT!"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:07pm

shes taking calls right from the get-go...i love how flirty she is with the menz

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:11pm

she's very pleased that the callers have done their homework!

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:12pm

"some women are GUSHERS!!!"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:15pm

our bodies
our selves
are made of
sacred geometry

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:16pm

"i'm dead-ass serious!!!"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:18pm

"when you know how to double-clutch & unhook your throat so you can take it down your esophogus..."

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:19pm

"you need to hold your d*** like its a trophy & the nuts are made a gold!!!"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:22pm

am i really the only one watching/listening tonight?????

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:27pm

i know my lips is red & juicy
*kisses*
when i smack my llips
*kisses*
you can hear it
i aint tryin to cover it up

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:30pm

"tanya, where you callin from?"
"houston..."
"oooh giiirrrrrl, i hear they stand TALL in the saddle over theah, dat true?????"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:38pm

her big topic tonight is mellanin, & the sacred power of pigment

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:44pm

"you might wanna put some fruit cocktail in there, some chocolate, ice cream, some scrawberries...."

(she pronounced it scrawberries)

"why you got a bad hangup about the booty???"

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:46pm

i want you to have at it just like you at a BUFFET!!!!!!

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:48pm

its so many freaky deleicous things you can do with the ice cubes, the hot wax....

Posted: 6/27/07 at 9:59pm

"some women tell me they just see the bulge thru the clothes & they GOT TO HAVE IT...they got to have their mouth on it....you'll be stuck in traffic, know you gonna be there for a while, you got your hands on the steering wheel, but that dont matter coz she got it! you cant see her but YOU HEAR HER!!! smackin & poppin & lockin...."

Posted: 6/27/07 at 10:02pm

dang, i cant believe ya'll missed it!
she is so great!
that hour flew by!!!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 6/27/07 at 10:11pm

Damn! I forgot. Thanks for the recap.

[chris d]

Posted: 6/27/07 at 11:11pm

I missed it too. Thank Goddess we have you Norn.

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 6/27/07 at 11:36pm

I was AGAIN at work. I had to contend with Paris Hilton on Larry King instead.

Who wants Paris when you could have Her Vagesty?

Updated On: 6/27/07 at 11:36 PM

[chris d]

Posted: 6/27/07 at 11:44pm

I saw Larry King too. Who knew Paris was so boring??

[tazber]

Posted: 6/28/07 at 6:10am

Norn, bless you for the recap. It sounds like we missed a doozy!

Posted: 6/28/07 at 7:03am

Who knew Paris was so boring??

i thought EVERYONE!!!!

[chris d]

Posted: 6/28/07 at 10:52am

TOUCHEE!!