whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
YankeesFan175
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/8/05
#0whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 8:52pm
lets hear them. (im prolly setting us all up for a board of innuendo!)
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#1re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 9:00pm
a dyslexic guy walks into a bra.
...doesnt sound very funny but when it happened it was hilarious...
"Electricity sparks inside of me... and I'm free, I'm free."
#2re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 9:02pm
Here's my favorite joke: It's in HORRID taste. I'm going to hell for laughing at it. So are you. But you'll tell it to your friends tomorrow.
Q: What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic kid get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
#3re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 9:55pm
This is one of my favorites:
A man was just returning from the pharmacy was all excited to tell his wife about the new "Olymipic" Condoms he had just bought.
"Look!" he stated pulling them out of his pocket, "there are three types - gold, silver and bronze!"
His wife asked, "Well, which one are you going to try tonight?"
"Gold of course!" replied the man with no hesistance.
The wife looked at the Gold condom with disdain "Maybe you should try the silver..." she said
"Why would I do that?" asked the husband.
And the wife replied "Well it'd be nice if you came second for for once!"
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#4re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:14pm"A family walks into a talent agent's office...."
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ikmbway
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/22/05
#5re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:16pmThe funniest joke I ever heard is too long to type and very inappropriate.
#6re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:16pmAaaah! My friend told me that joke at lunch the other day. I'd never heard it done so...colorfully before.
#7re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:16pm
In horrible taste as well...
"Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller?"
Neither did she.
theatrebabe
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/22/05
#8re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:31pm
Haha. Oh my god! I'm going to hell!!!
All the jokes I thought were hilarious no one else laughed at, but here's my favorite.
"What's brown and sticky?"
A STICK!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasps*
"While some feel it is a film related question, I seem to think it may be a 'I am thinking of losing my winkie' sort of question."
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#9re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:32pmhaha the first non dirty or offense joke. I do like the dirty jokes though, especially the one about the condoms..that was really funny.
#10re: whats the funniest joke youve EVER heard??
Posted: 11/10/05 at 10:35pmYou know Namo, that was the first thing that came to my mind!
Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.
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