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Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)

Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)

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#1Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 12:52pm

Since the theatre world can become a rather insulated bubble, I for one hope TheaterMania keeps this series up. This is rather hilarious, and good for perspective.

Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac


Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

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#2Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 12:55pm

You know, this reads like someone writing what they think a bro would say.


"...everyone finally shut up, and the audience could enjoy the beginning of the Anatevka Pogram in peace."

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#3Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 1:00pm

The respect he has for Cyrano being a badass and spitting the most disgustingly beautiful lines he's ever heard really shines through.


Words don't deserve that kind of malarkey. They're innocent, neutral, precise, standing for this, describing that, meaning the other, so if you look after them you can build bridges across incomprehension and chaos. But when they get their corners knocked off, they're no good anymore…I don't think writers are sacred, but words are. They deserve respect. If you get the right ones in the right order, you can nudge the world a little.

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#4Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 1:02pm

I bet that's not the only way Josh makes some "spare cash with lonely guys."


Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco. Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!

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#5Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 1:33pm

Funny! I'm surprised his review didn't just read, "Too many words."

In the same vein, in case you missed this, one of my favorites: a trailer for Downton Abbey imagining the show was carried by Spike TV.

http://vimeo.com/36265794






Updated On: 10/15/12 at 01:33 PM

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#6Bros on Broadway: Cyrano de Bergerac Review (by someone who's never seen a play before)
Posted: 10/15/12 at 2:51pm

It reads to me like an opera parody, like Anna Russel's or the kind you'd find in a book like Verdi with a Vengeance. It would be much better as the theater review on Weekend Update than presented as a real exercise in a first time theatergoer's impression.


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