Broadway Star Joined: 5/12/03
or before?
Updated On: 5/2/12 at 01:46 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/16/07
During.
Wow, that is cynical. Likely, but cynical.
Yes--and what Bernadette doesn't know yet is that the award will be presented to her by Patti LuPone.
Shhhhh...don't tell her. It's going to be a surprise.
Here's what really happened. Decades ago, Bernadette knew she'd land this role but miss out on a nom. So, she dedicated herself to just enough charitable work each year so that this year she'd be recognized with a humanitarian award.
^that's exactly right. And at that time, after Bernadette settled on BROADWAY BARKS as the token of her philanthropy, she started writing her Isabelle Stevenson Award acceptance:
The sun comes up, I think about dogs
The coffee cup, I think about dogs
I love dogs so
It's like I'm losing my mind
The morning ends,
I think about dogs
I talk to friends
And think about dogs
And do dogs know
It's like I'm losing my mind?
All afternoon, doing every matinee
It's "bow wow wow wow wow"
What was I thinking while playing Desiree?
Send in the Cairns! Send in a Chow!
I dim the lights
Give schnauzers some hugs,
Spend sleepless nights
And think about pugs
EACH SHIH-TSU LOVES ME!
Some critics think I'm a hag!
The best ovations
END UP IN JAN MAXWELL'S BAG!
Some say my Sally, "it seethes too much with rage
Her top notes are a fright
Sometimes she'll FREEZE in the middle of the stage
Not turning left!
Not turning right!"
All through the show as I chase after Ben Stone
I see a West Highland White
This special tony is throwing me a bone
For saving muts!
I'M GOING NUTS!
I dim the lights
And think of a poodle
Spend sleepless nights
While losing my noodle
BROTTWEILERS LOVE ME!
BRANTLEY WON'T MAKE UP HIS MIND!
Or am I losing my mind?
Updated On: 5/2/12 at 10:00 AM
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
THAT deserves an honorary Tony, Henrik.
"All afternoon, doing every matinee
It's "bow wow wow wow wow"
What was I thinking while playing Desiree?
Send in the Cairns! Send in a Chow!"
"Some say my Sally, "it seethes too much with rage
Her top notes are a fright
Sometimes she'll FREEZE in the middle of the stage
Not turning left!
Not turning right!"
LOVE IT!
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/11
One of your best, henrik, and that's saying a lot!
Brilliant.
But "Brottweilers"?
Indeed, it's a cross between a Brussels Griffon and a Rottweiler.
CUTE, NO?
Updated On: 5/2/12 at 11:31 PM
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