GO TO JOHN HILL'S WEBSITE...funny!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/27/04 at 9:09pm

Go to his journal section and read the most current one. If you saw the Village you'll get a kick out it!

WWW.JOHNHILLONLINE.COM Updated On: 8/27/04 at 09:09 PM

[MadeofGold]

Posted: 8/27/04 at 9:14pm

John is the mayor of funnyville. Read all of his journal entries. He is seriously hysterical! I so love the John Hill!

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 8/27/04 at 11:13pm

hes funny but is he serious in them?

[MadeofGold]

Posted: 8/27/04 at 11:19pm

Totally not serious. He's just a goofball. :)

[johny0828]

Posted: 8/27/04 at 11:22pm

they are funny as hell but, they couldn't be true.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 11:37am

John is SUCH a goofball.

[NativeNewYorker]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 12:02pm

"And when he wasn't performing on the stage-like rock in the backyard, he was dressing up his younger sister Caitlin as famous historical figures, which was really fun because she couldn't talk yet. And when he wasn't doing that, he was dressing himself up as "WonderDavy" a character who wore a Davy Crockett cap and a Wonder Woman cape.
John also would take his pretend baby out on walks around the backyard in an invisible stroller with his imaginary friend Jerry."

hahahhahahahahahhaaha.

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 12:05pm

**giggles while shaking head** John and I were so similar as children.LOL.

[2day4u9704301]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 12:19pm

Wow.....I picked the wrong entry to start with.....just wow

[NativeNewYorker]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 12:37pm

What do you expect from the kid who thanks "pot" in his playbill bio? :)

[broadwayguy2]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 2:08pm

One more reson to love John. SOME people don't 'get' his humor... but hey.. LOL.

[MadeofGold]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 3:37pm

This will forever be my favorite entry ever:

"I almost pooped my pants today. No, really, I did! At Quizno's. Not because I needed to go really badly or anything, but because I wanted to see what it would be like. I was standing there, waiting for my Philly Cheese Steak Sub to be ready, and I thought, "I'm right here by my house, why not poop my pants? No one would really know, unless they were really perceptive. Homeless people do it all the time, why not release myself from the opression of always having to poo in a toilet?".

And this was just the first paragraph people, just the first paragraph.

Le sigh. John is hysterical!

[Marquise]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 4:40pm

hill has an obsession with *poo*...lmao

[Plum]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 5:39pm

He finally updated? I'm there...

[BreakingTheCircle07]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 6:50pm

Hellen Keller!!! ::laughs until the crude irony settles in that by laughing at HK, I'm actually being a horrible person::

[2day4u9704301]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 9:23pm

MoG...that's the entry I started with! I think I've been phased for life!

[zoran912]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 9:27pm

I loved the poop entry. So off-beat, yet so wonderful. He's really hilarious.

[MadeofGold]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 10:49pm

How can you not love a guy who writes these crazy ass journal entries about poop and Nicole Kidman and the Village and...you get the idea.

Oh John. How I love thee so.

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 10:51pm

i love his entry about the midget in the hudson river. i had my teacher go to his website during a class and she though it was hiliarous

[MadeofGold]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 10:54pm

i love his entry about the midget in the hudson river. i had my teacher go to his website during a class and she though it was hiliarous

LOL! I bet John never thought his journal entries would make a teacher somewhere laugh! :)

[Crazy4MattMorrison52]

Posted: 8/28/04 at 10:57pm

she wondered where i got the story from. because it was an art class and i drew the sense as he described it and she said it was good so i showe her were i got the story from.